Average Height Merch

Just an average person living an average live. Nothing wrong with that.

Average Height, Medium Rage

I'm Not Short I'm Just Vertically Challenged Funny Unisex T-Shirt Quotes Novelty Mom Gift, Mothers Day Shirt Mom Daughter Gifts

SHORT PEOPLE REEEEE

"Tiny & Average" is a phrase used to describe my son by a very tall, slightly heavy friend. My son is ripped, about 5 ft 10.5 in. It brings us endless joy. Plus, it’s like wearing a sign that says, nothing to see here. Movin' on. Or some such, that more than a few of us feel in a crowd, or even just the grocery or hardware store.

There are many that have not been gifted with height and in addition to that, they may even be terrifying. They're somehow a small ball of anger!

There are many that have not been gifted with height and in addition to that, they may even be terrifying. They're somehow a small ball of anger!

Well, short and vertically challenged are two different things. Euphemism can be rewarding sometimes!