Short Merch

SHORT is never a choice but we can live it through with it!

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I'm concentrated awesome

I'm not short. I'm just more down to earth.

I'm not short, I'm just a person.zip. A funny joke for short people who will enjoy this design. Happy compressed folder in your PC!

Your mama was a snow blower

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Short Circuit 2 was a real american tale of xenophobia - hard working robot Johnny Five comes to the big city and gets manipulated by criminals who want him for their own purposes. Beat down by reality, here is Johnny Five getting disassembled. Never forget!

Stand By Me x Abbey Road

While not everyone embraces being short, those who do own it like nobody's business...

This was inspired by my cousin and her fight for recovery. She is a little sassy one and this quote will be the perfect pick me up for her sassy self.

Johnny 5 is alive.

So, can you name them all? :)

T-shirt inspired by "Johnny Five". The robot protagonist of the 80s science fiction film entitled "Short Circuit".

"It's Like Beer"

He needs Input

From the movie "Short Circuit"

A classic trio, minimalized.

Too Short

The undeniably formidable teaming of Indy and Marion are able to transcend defending anyone from deadly snakes to various temperamental relics.

Hold on to your potatoes!

8os movie short circuit poster based on the film

I'm an archaeologist. He's an archaeologist. We're an archaeologist. Be an archaeologist. Wouldn't you like to Be an archaeologist too?

Johnny 5

From Three Amigos.

Please refrain from calling short people any of the following: Child, Brat, Imp, Shortie, Gremlin, Egg, Elf, Nugget, Fiend, Goblin, Minion, Dwarf, Sprite, Midget, Junior!

This is an illustration that combines Johnny 5 and the Johnny B Goode scene from the famous 1980s movie about traveling through time.

Johnny Five is alive! input-input woo-woo! Inspired by Short Circuit/Short Circuit 2

Im Not Short Im Concentrated Sexiness

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Fact: Short people and Raccoons share the same traits: Small, Nocturnal, Highly Intelligent, Extremely Adaptable, Black Circles Around Eyes, Hiss When Threatened, Opportunistic, Eat Garbage, Cute

Our favorite punchline from the classic film, Clue, decorated with the six iconic weapons from the game.

Short Girl

I'm alive

Inspired by the movie Short Circuit - This the company the built Johnny 5

Life is short and so am I: modern and funny design for short people with a sense of humor. Black text version.