Baby Humor Merch

Having kids is great, but it doesn't come without its sacrifices. One of the biggest sacrifices when you bring home a newborn baby is sleep. Sleeping is something that we all take for granted until we have children, but for kids, especially babies, sleep is optional.

As babies start growing and developing, you do your best to teach them right from wrong. However, babies are smart, and they know that while they're young, they can get away with anything. If you're a newborn, or even a toddler, you can do no wrong.

My take on the first Christmas. Hooray for herbivores!

uncle baby billy

The classic Hanna-Barbera characters featured in this design by me!

ice ice baby!

Celebrate family...

Dr. Leo Marvin!

Whatever happened to Baby Jane, Sisters, Bette Davis, Joan Crawford Inspired Illustration

Cool 80s nostalgia tee

It's uncomfortable for Groot to stand on your shoulder all day long, so we made a comfortable pocket for him.

Retro Uncle Baby Billy

She's got Bette Davis eyes

I Used To Be a Piece of Shit

No shank you...

No wire hangers!

It's just a little baby Ogre... yes it is!

The Mardi Gras King Cake that bakes in a baby Jesus sometimes features a chewy Jesus. Sign of the times. This beloved dessert is now safe for teeth.

American actor. He has starred in television series including The Shield (2002–2008), Justified (2010–2015), Vice Principals (2016–2017), The Righteous Gemstones (2019–present), Invincible (2021–present) and Fallout (debuts April 2024).

Baby billy

If the wise men used GPS text with three wise men using hand held GPS units to find the baby Jesus and the text, "where are you going? It's this one. I'm within 2 feet right here" while ignoring the guiding star for guidance is a humorous gift design to tickle the funny bone of geocachers and anyone who relies on GPS for travel.

A line drawing of a heart framing a cute baby chick. Be her first valentine.

My version of Baby Groot

All Of Them Witches, by J.R. Hanslet is a book of witchcraft that contains basic notions on the dark arts. However, this edition has been sanitized ... the pages are blank, but feel free to fill them with your own unholy scripture, blasphemous musings and afternoon doodles.

What is cuter than a baby dinosaur? That's right, nothing.

I'm boring baby all I do is make money and come home

This President its a baby

A parody inspired by the TV show "Dinosaurs." I hope you like it! :)

Get Your Pump and get Big!

Rice Rice Baby is the perfect gift for foodies and lovers of food puns. A fan of Asian or Chinese cooking? This awesome gift is for you.

I was close.

Don't you think he's cute ?

Even the king of Kaiju got started somewhere.

Don't you worry, it's gonna be alright, ‘cause Daddy always ready Sharky won't let you outta this sight