Black Knight Merch

You've got no arms left !

The Black Knight 2

With the Ebony Bade, Dane Whitman is... THE BLACK KNIGHT!

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The Black Knight

Call it a draw?

Tis but a scratch! He is the ultimate punk rock knight.

The Black Knight, about to resume his grim duty.

Black Knight distressed retro comic design

It's ONLY a flesh wound!

it's just a flesh wound

The Black Knight 'Alright, We'll Call It A Draw.'

Really, I'm Fine...

Black Knight

The legendary 5-8

This but a scratch

The black knight always triumphs!

Black knight, everything’s Fine -We have all be unfortunate enough to have 1 hit point.

A flesh wound! Created by hand drawn calligraphy.

Tis just a flesh wound

A tribute to the bridge keeper

Black Knight Pipboy

The black knight loses his left arm only to claim"'tis but a scratch."

The Dark Side of the Black Knight

Starry Knight

When the black knight loses his right arm he exclaims, "it's just a flesh wound."

'Tis but a flesh wound' Dis-armed Black Knight still ready for battle.

None shall pass!

Tis but a scratch. A flesh wound.

Black Knight

"There sat a knight all armed in black harness, and his name was the Knight of the Black Laund. Then the damosel, when she saw that knight, she bade him flee down that valley, for his horse was not saddled. Gramercy, said Beaumains, for always ye would have me a coward. With that the Black Knight, when she came nigh him, spake and said, Damosel, have ye brought this knight of King Arthur to be your champion? Nay, fair knight, said she, this is but a kitchen knave that was fed in King Arthur's kitchen for alms. Why cometh he, said the knight, in such array? it is shame that he beareth you company. "

Parody Black Knight.

Black Knight digital art

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Taunting French Guard: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Arthur: Not at all! They could be carried. Guard: (indcredulous) What, a swallow, carrying a coconut? Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! Guard: It's not a question of where 'e grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut!