Monty Python And The Holy Grail Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Description: Holy Hand Grenade Script

Description: King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Description: Tis But a Scratch!

Description: Almost the Full Monty

Description: “She turned me into a newt.” “A newt?” “I got better.”

Description: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Description: It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut! Arthur: (exasperated) Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here!

Description: Man: Here's one- Cart-master: Ninepence. Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead! Cart-master: (suprised) What? Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence.... Old Man: I'm not dead! Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead! Man: Yes he is. Old Man: I'm not! Cart-master: 'E isn't? Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill... Old Man: I'm getting better!

Description: TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Description: The Dark Side of the Black Knight

Description: TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

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Description: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Description: This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant, Dennis, mocks King Arthur and his basis for a system of government.

Description: Design is inspired by the Black Knight, a character who appears in the 1975 film, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

Description: Holy Hand Grenade Script

Description: Tis but a Scratch

Description: The Cave of Caerbannog is the home of the Legendary Black Beast of Arrrghhh

Description: Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!

Description: I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal foot Trough water! I'll fart in your general direction! Your mother was a Hamster and you father smelt of eldiberry!!!!

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Description: The black knight always triumphs!

Description: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

Description: A Silly Pixel Art Adventure

Description: Taunting French Guard: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Description: BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch? VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt. BEDEVERE: A newt? VILLAGER #3: I got better.

Description: Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

Description: WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then? ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Description: From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Description: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

Description: Starry Knight

Description: Black Knight

Description: ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Description: Ni!

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Description: They look for the Holy Grail after they are told to by God. The movie at first may seem like nonsense and a silly parody, but in reality,“Monty Python and the Holy Grail” demonstrates the truth of the Middle Ages, feudal hierarchy, and other topics we have discussed in class.

Description: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

Description: This isn't my shirt it's a false one.

Description: "What Do You mean, an African or European swallow?" - King Arthur.

Description: The Black Night

Description: I'm getting much better.

Description: Abbey Road mashup

Description: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Description: Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor, I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! Galahad: Get stuffed! Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate. Galahad: Oh, yeah? Robin: Mangy Scots git! Tim: I'm warning you!

Description: Celebrate the iconic Monty Python film "Holy Grail" with this hilarious T-shirt featuring King Arthur and his brave knights in a medieval design. Perfect for fans of British comedy and classic movies, this shirt blends humor and nostalgia effortlessly. Ideal for casual outings, movie nights, or comic conventions, it’s a conversation starter and a must-have for comedy lovers. Get yours today and show off your love for one of the greatest comedies of all time!

Description: You'll Soil Your Armor

Description: ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.