Crude Merch

The first Crude podcast studio in Anchorage. Episodes were recorded at 6:30 p.m., after everyone got off work. How many easter eggs can you spot? Art by Jessica Liska.

Perfect for crude oil futures traders.

Crude Oil Hauler It's Not For the Weak Job Title

The Crude Conversations podcast logo.

Crude Oil Driver It's Not For the Weak Job Title

Where crude oil comes from

Someone had drawn crude vampire teeth under the mail slot.

Do we really need to explain it?

Funny Abortion Boomer Meme Ironic Rude Crude Sarcastic

This is a perfect gift for anyone who overuses the term "common sense." See also my Big Lebowski-inspired "The Dood Abides."

The Northwest Refining Company from Cut Bank opened a new bulk plant in Shelby Montana, featuring Grizzly gasoline, which is widely accepted by motorists in northern Montana, and is made entirely from Montana crude oil. Location of the new plant is south of the railroad tracks, directly across from the Sullivan Hotel. A. J. Wilcox is the distributor of the gasoline. This company was sold to Carter Oil a subsidiary of Standard Oil Co. of New Jersey in 1944.

Valero oil refinery. This refinery mainly processes crude oil extracted from the surrounding Eagle Ford Shale. Photogrpahed in Three Rivers, Texas, USA.

Crude Oil Hauler Job Title

I like cat hands when they are so cute and full of mischief

Times are rough, times are hard... Here's your fuckin' Christmas card. A lovely sentiment for when you really want to send something special.

Crude oil tanker. Propellor blade (lower left) and rudder (vertical, centre) of a Suezmax crude carrier. Suezmax carriers are so-called as they are the maximum size of vessel able to navigate the Suez Canal. The propellor is used to move the ship through the water, whilst the rudder controls direction. Crude oil carriers are among the largest tankers, with ultra-large crude carriers (ULCCs) reaching over 440,000 deadweight metric tons (DWT). Suezmax tankers are generally between 120,000 to 200,000 DWT. Photographed at Samsung Heavy Industries, Korea, the world's second largest shipyard.

As his alter-ego, slobbering, sweating and bellowing

BENZENE RING SYMBOL

H-Town Crude Driller Football

fred sanford you are crude and evil

The Exxon Valdez was an oil tanker that gained notoriety after running aground in Prince William Sound, spilling its cargo of crude oil into the sea. On 24 March 1989, while owned by the former Exxon Shipping Company, captained by Joseph Hazelwood and First Mate James Kunkel, and bound for Long Beach, California, the vessel ran aground on the Bligh Reef, resulting in the second largest oil spill in United States history.[4] The size of the spill is estimated to have been 40,900 to 120,000 m3 (10.8 to 31.7 million US gal; 257,000 to 755,000 bbl).[5][6] In 1989, the Exxon Valdez oil spill was listed as the 54th-largest spill in history.

Show off your intelligence and wit with this funny quote design. Perfect for anyone who values sophistication and eloquence.

Who smell't it Dealt it

Oil extraction is cruel and dumb! A sketch by visual artist Pendar Nabipour. 2007

Deez Nuts - for all the laughs this Christmas

Skull Oil Gangster

This funny and naughty Santa saying Mrs Claus Likes to Give Up Da' Cookies for a fun X-Mas gift to wear opening presents with your naughty Mrs. Santa

Crude Oil Tanker, leaving San Francisco Bay under the Golden Gate Bridge. California Sony DSC HX400V !https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.90637592.3659/flat,300x300,075,f.u4.jpg!

A collection of saints / icons / divas / angels... 'odd folk' with halos.

"Damn these Mousers!!!"

Steelworks: electric arc method of crude steel production.

A bold and rugged design featuring a hardworking oilfield worker drilling deep into the ground for petrol extraction. Perfect for fans of the oil and gas industry.

Father Ted Crude Water colour. Unique to this store only!

Your very own R-rating!

Fishing joke of a cartoon fish who is an ass man! dirty humor!

what do you mean by, "himby isn't real"?