Crude T-Shirts

Description: Perfect for crude oil futures traders.

Description: The Crude Conversations podcast logo.

Description: The first Crude podcast studio in Anchorage. Episodes were recorded at 6:30 p.m., after everyone got off work. How many easter eggs can you spot? Art by Jessica Liska.

Description: This outrageous design says, “If You Think My Attitude Stinks, You Should Smell My Underwear”—a crude, sarcastic punchline that brings the shock factor. Perfect for fans of gross-out humor and bold statement pieces that push the limit with a laugh.

Description: Embarrassing Hemorrhoids Inappropriate Adult Humor

Description: The Northwest Refining Company from Cut Bank opened a new bulk plant in Shelby Montana, featuring Grizzly gasoline, which is widely accepted by motorists in northern Montana, and is made entirely from Montana crude oil. Location of the new plant is south of the railroad tracks, directly across from the Sullivan Hotel. A. J. Wilcox is the distributor of the gasoline. This company was sold to Carter Oil a subsidiary of Standard Oil Co. of New Jersey in 1944.

Description: Gustave Flaubert quote: Human speech is like a cracked kettle on which we tap crude rhythms for bears to dance to, while we long to make music that will melt the stars.

Description: Embrace the gas. A hilarious vintage-style frog design for anyone with IBS, a lactose intolerance, or just a really honest personality.

Description: Funny Offensive Embarrassing Inappropriate

Description: I Might Be a Handful, But My Wiener, Funny Embarrassing Crude Novelty, Sarcastic Humor, Inappropriate Joke Party Gift

Description: Funny Offensive Embarrassing Inappropriate Adult Humor

Description: Get ready for laughs with this hilarious statement! "I DON'T FART I JUST WHISPER IN MY PANTS SOMETIMES IT'S A SCREAM" is perfect for fans of bold humor.

Description: **Option 1 (Focus on the visual):** Bulldog unleashing a hilarious, gassy surprise! A comical design for lighthearted laughs. **Option 2 (Focus on the humor):** A funny bulldog graphic with a flatulence gag. Great for those with a silly sense of humor!

Description: Crude Buster 1990

Description: Scott Liska's 1963 Cadillac Fleetwood. Two 12s in the back, probably bumping Eazy-E, Cypress Hill or NWA. Whenever someone came to Alaska for Boarderline Camp, a skate competition or just to ride the endless backcountry, Scott picked them up from the airport in his Caddy.

Description: He Shat In The Hat Funny Parody Graphic

Description: Funny Bulldog Farting A whimsical design featuring a cartoon bulldog. Crude humor adds a silly touch. Perfect for laughs.

Description: He Shat In The Hat Funny Parody Graphic

Description: Crude Buster 1990

Description: Don't Scare Me I Fart Easily design

Description: Express yourself effortlessly with: I Might Be a Handful, But My Wiener Funny Embarrassing Crude Novelty Sarcastic.

Description: Don't Scare Me I Fart Easily design

Description: Palmistry and block printing are both imprecise and beautiful

Description: Embarrassing Shirt Naughty Funny Inappropriate Adult Humor

Description: I Don't Date Anymore. I Just Foster Women Until They Find Their Forever Homes

Description: I Don't Date Anymore. I Just Foster Women Until They Find Their Forever Homes

Description: I Don't Date Anymore. I Just Foster Women Until They Find Their Forever Homes

Description: If Golf Was Easy They'd Call It Your Mom

Description: If Golf Was Easy They'd Call It Your Mom

Description: This bold design mimics a public sign but takes it to an absurd extreme, listing everything from farting to excreting pus in a hilarious and graphic “thank you” message. With blunt typography and over-the-top gross humor, it’s perfect for fans of edgy, offbeat comedy and shock-value jokes.

Description: I Don't Date Anymore. I Just Foster Women Until They Find Their Forever Homes

Description: If Golf Was Easy They'd Call It Your Mom

Description: If Golf Was Easy They'd Call It Your Mom

Description: These Hoes Don't Deserve Me

Description: These Hoes Don't Deserve Me

Description: These Hoes Don't Deserve Me