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The Kessel Run was a hyperspace route used by smugglers and unscrupulous freighter captains to move spice from the spice mines of Kessel at the behest of the Pyke Syndicate, who relied on the foolhardy Kessel Runs to deliver the illicit substance to their customers. Han Solo, captain of the Millennium Falcon, made the infamous run in less than 12 parsecs,[3] boasting about his ship's ability to endure shorter but more hazardous routes through hyperspace. By doing so, Solo broke a long-held record.

Kessel Run

Kessel Run

12 parsecs or bust!

The Kessel Run was a hyperspace route used by smugglers and unscrupulous freighter captains to move spice from the spice mines of Kessel at the behest of the Pyke Syndicate, who relied on the foolhardy Kessel Runs to deliver the illicit substance to their customers.Han Solo, captain of the Millennium Falcon, made the infamous run in less than 12 parsecs,[3] boasting about his ship's ability to endure shorter but more hazardous routes through hyperspace. By doing so, Solo broke a long-held record.

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Made the run in less than 12 parsecs

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Can you do the Kessel Run in less then 12 parsecs

Can you make the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs?

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Kessel is a planet in the Star Wars Universe, where SPICE is mined. Spice is a narcotic and a problem throughout the galaxy. So naturally it is also home to the best Pharmacology Department in the galaxy.

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“Racing to cure Wookiee-Pox across the galaxy; Helping those near, near your heart.” This is a shirt for the 34th Anniversary 12-Parsec Kessel Fun-Run. Grab your Glitterstim Spice and help find a cure!

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12 parsecs

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A smugglers route, best traveled fast, because everyone gets boarded sometimes.

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Blackwater Systems was a company opened on the planet of Falleen sometime before 24 BBY by the criminal Granta Omega and scientist Jenna Zan Arbor as a research and development facility for the Zone of Self-Containment drug. The company was known for ignoring environmental and safety laws, and was the target of a protest group that attempted to expose its illegal actions. In 24 BBY, several Jedi infiltrated Blackwater's factory, and Omega chose to destroy it rather than let his work be discovered.

How Han really won the Kessel Run!

The Selonian Shipyards were shipyards around the planet of Selonia. Around 130 ABY, Rawk was one of their chief mechanics.

The ship that made the Kessel run

The Ord Trasi salvage yards was located near the planet of Ord Trasi. The yards were used to dump decommissioned Republic warships. The Core Galaxy Systems dreadnaught Enforcer One was salvaged here by the gangster Bogga the Hutt. Conditions on the planet were favorable to a majority of the galaxy's citizens. Ord Trasi was a planet rich in natural resources: metals, minerals, ores and crystals. This allowed the planet to become a major shipbuilding world. Space platforms completely encircled the planet, defended in turn by a number of defense platforms. Mining and smelting was carried out by droid labor on the planet's two moons.

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The shipyards were open to all except House Melantha and House Pelagia vessels who were strictly forbidden from using the facility. All other house affiliations were welcome, but the prices depended on political favor. These shipyards were an alternative to the shipyards at Tallaan. Another major shipyard in the Tapani sector was the Fondor Shipyards in the Freeworlds Territory.

It's not about the speed, it's the distance.

The Kessel Run was a 20-parsec route used by smugglers to move glitterstim spice from Kessel to an area south of the Si'Klaata Cluster without getting caught by the Imperial ships that were guarding the movement of spice from Kessel's mines. The Kessel Run was one of the most heavily used smuggling routes in the Galactic Empire. Han Solo claimed that his Millennium Falcon "made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs".

a beautiful work of art by Jan van Kessel the elder painted in 1665 called the vanitas still life, depicting death and life at harmony.

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