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Sounds of Life, illustration sketch, art design

T-Rex dinosaur with unique floral pattern ornament decoration

Legally blonde barbie

Object in 3D pink.

Object with green and grey

Object in pink.

Keter-class SCPs are anomalies that are exceedingly difficult to contain consistently or reliably, with containment procedures often being extensive and complex. The Foundation often can't contain these SCPs well due to not having a solid understanding of the anomaly, or lacking the technology to properly contain or counter it. A Keter SCP does not mean the SCP is dangerous, just that it is simply very difficult or costly to contain.

It’s true when you think about it… I play more golf than anyone else I know – must be doing it wrong! If you’re after a dark text version for a lighter background, click here

It's true when you think about it... I play more golf than anyone else I know - must be doing it wrong! If you're after a light text version for a darker background, click here

You are the bane of my existence. And the object of all my desires. Bridgerton's Anthony to Kate, Kanthony is a romance for the ages.

Optical Illusion Impossible Triangle Object. Penrose Never Ending Art.

i'm not an object

"You are the bane of my existence and the object of all my desires." - Anthony Bridgerton quote from season 2 of Netflix series Bridgerton

UFO Unidentified Filipino Object Retro Design

We've gone and combined the greatest basketball game of all time with the greatest basketball movie of all time!

Wrestling fans far and wide love fantasy booking their favorite wrestlers and promotions. We here at Illegal Foreign Object are no different! Behold! Volume 1 of our Pro Wrestling Dream Matches series!

Volume 4 of our "Pro Wrestling Dream Card" series. This time we're headed to Dallas, TX, to see Ricky Steamboat square off against Randy Orton in a main event sure to go down in history!

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LIFE HURTS

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Safe-class SCPs are anomalies that are easily and safely contained. This is often due to the fact that the Foundation has researched the SCP well enough that containment does not require significant resources or that the anomalies require a specific and conscious activation or trigger. Classifying an SCP as Safe, however, does not mean that handling or activating it does not pose a threat.

the boys r back in town

You are the bane of my existence. And the object of all my desires. Bridgerton's Anthony to Kate, Kanthony is a romance for the ages.

Subject not Object

Subject not object

In the immortal words of Jesse "The Body" Ventura, "that's an illegal foreign object, Mean Gene!" Christmas gear doesn't have to be corny! Slip into one of these numbers and dump some egg nog on your head.

Soviet experimental tank created for fighting in a nuclear war with a very exotic shape and running gear. The tank did not go to the series, but it looks very elegant!

Butterflies pattern, seamless pattern with hand - drawn butterflies and flowers.

Used for SCPs that are impossible to contain, or are about to irrevocably break containment. An SCP with this class will inevitably end the world.

CNTRL

An assortment of objects from adventure time. Like Finn's sword and Finn's grass sword, Ice king's crown, BMO cow-boy hat and bubble gum crown ...

Beautiful mystical Dreamcatcher .

Modern Clamp Compression Tool Sticker vector illustration. Carpenter tool object icon concept. Carpenter repairing tool and working tool clamp sticker design with shadow.

Comfortable shoes arch support insoles Sticker vector illustration. Fashion object icon concept. Two-layered shoe arch support insole sticker design icon with shadow.

Comfortable shoes arch support insoles Sticker vector illustration. Fashion object icon concept. Two-layered shoe arch support insole sticker design icon with shadow.