Object Merch
Description: Euclid-class SCPs are anomalies that require more resources to contain completely or where containment isn't always reliable. Usually this is because the SCP is insufficiently understood or inherently unpredictable. Euclid is the Object Class with the greatest scope, and it's usually a safe bet that an SCP will be this class if it doesn't easily fall into any of the other standard Object Classes.
Description: A lion illustrated in bold white ink lines against a dark background, seated in a simple and balanced composition. A small object detail introduces a subtle contrast while keeping the design clean and modern. Graphic and refined, this wildlife illustration is ideal for fans of minimalist animal art with a hint of understated character. A clean piece suited for apparel and accessories.
Description: A bowling ball illustrated in bold white ink lines against a dark background, forming a clean and balanced minimalist composition. The design emphasizes contrast and geometric form while keeping the artwork modern and understated. Graphic and refined, this sports illustration is perfect for fans of minimalist object art and contemporary monochrome design. A subtle piece suited for apparel and accessories.
Description: A fox holding a lantern, illustrated in clean white ink lines against a dark background. The minimalist composition highlights contrast between the simple animal form and the small object detail while keeping the design balanced and modern. Graphic and subtle, this animal illustration is perfect for fans of minimalist wildlife art and contemporary line design. A refined piece suited for apparel and accessories.
Description: A detailed illustration of the Rose of Sharon flower, also known as Mugunghwa, the national flower of South Korea. This floral design features five soft pink petals with a vibrant red and deep pink center, showcasing a prominent light yellow stamen in the middle. The flower head is supported by two distinct green leaves with black outlines at the bottom. This clean, isolated botanical graphic is perfect for nature lovers and floral patterns.
Description: A candle illustrated in textured white ink lines against a dark background, forming a clean and balanced minimalist composition. The simple flame and subtle sketch texture create a calm atmospheric appearance while keeping the artwork modern and understated. Graphic and refined, this object illustration is perfect for fans of minimalist line art and contemporary monochrome design. A subtle piece suited for apparel and accessories.
Description: A vintage-style key rendered in expressive black ink brushstrokes, featuring a round bow, slender shaft, and simple bit in a clean minimalist composition. Textured brushwork and generous negative space emphasize the recognizable form of the key through expressive monochrome details. An object design for key collectors, vintage object enthusiasts, history lovers, locksmiths, and admirers of expressive monochrome artwork. Suitable for apparel, accessories, stickers, notebooks, mugs, and home décor.
Description: Drying dishes in a scene? Nope Holding a tray of food during a walk on as a waiter? Sorry Poor Improv T-Rex can't catch a break. He knows object work is important to establish the reality of the scene, but his short, stubby arms weren't made for building an environment. At least he can Zip Zap Zop. Artist: Emily Bartsch Watson
Description: A simple balance scale rendered in expressive black ink brushstrokes. A central stand, horizontal beam, and two suspended weighing pans are defined through loose broken marks and visible brush texture, creating a minimalist monochrome interpretation of the familiar measuring instrument. Inspired by weighing, measurement, traditional instruments, and simple functional objects, this design explores the recognizable structure of a balance scale through a restrained expressive composition. Designed for collectors of vintage instruments, object art enthusiasts, and admirers of minimalist black ink artwork.
Description: Overruled by exhaustion! This hilarious vintage-inspired design perfectly captures the chaotic reality of the legal system with the witty text "I Object To This". Featuring a stressed, dizzy lawyer in a suit with swirling eyes, reading a massive "Legal Case File" at his office desk. Masterfully crafted in the iconic 1930s rubber-hose cartoon aesthetic, this clever illustration is a must-have for attorneys, lawyers, law students, paralegals, judges, and legal professionals who survive on endless paperwork and courtroom drama. A fantastic, high-contrast gift for law school graduation, bar exam survivors, or making your colleagues laugh in the firm!
Description: A coiled rope rendered in expressive black ink brushstrokes, featuring overlapping loops and a loose trailing end in a simple monochrome composition. Broken edges, varied line weight, and visible brush texture emphasize the twisted form of the rope while maintaining a clean minimalist aesthetic. A versatile object design for sailing enthusiasts, outdoor lovers, ropework enthusiasts, and collectors of expressive monochrome artwork. Suitable for apparel, accessories, mugs, notebooks, stickers, and home décor.
Description: A bicycle illustrated in expressive black ink brushstrokes with a clean minimalist composition. Loose, broken strokes and visible pressure variation define the wheels, frame, and overall form, creating a recognizable object appearance while maintaining a modern monochrome style. Dissolving edges and layered brushwork suggest structure and motion without relying on detailed realism. Graphic and understated, this object illustration is ideal for fans of minimalist design and contemporary ink art. A refined piece suited for apparel and accessories.
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by Lakeland Volunteers in Medicine (LVIM)
$23
Description: Turn heads with this surreal vintage pop art design featuring an old-school cassette boombox radio as a character head pierced by an arrow. The stylized halftone textures and classic retro color scheme give this illustration a distinctly nostalgic indie rock and alternative vibe. Perfect for music enthusiasts, audiophiles, and lovers of quirky, abstract streetwear graphics.
Description: A safety pin rendered in expressive black ink brushstrokes, featuring its curved wire form, clasp, and recognizable fastening shape in a clean minimalist composition. Textured brushwork and generous negative space emphasize this familiar everyday object through expressive monochrome details. An object design for sewing enthusiasts, crafters, fashion enthusiasts, designers, and admirers of expressive monochrome artwork. Suitable for apparel, accessories, stickers, notebooks, mugs, and home décor.
Description: A magnifying glass rendered in expressive black ink brushstrokes, featuring a large circular lens and simple angled handle in a clean minimalist composition. Broken edges, scattered marks, and visible brush texture create a loose monochrome interpretation of the familiar optical tool. Inspired by searching, observation, investigation, research, and familiar functional objects, this design uses bold brush texture and an intentionally minimal composition. Designed for researchers, investigators, curious minds, and admirers of minimalist black ink artwork.
