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Give-A-Shit-Ometer Hoodie
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Description: Please let me check my giveashitometer... nope, nothing!

Tags: sarcastic quote, i dont care, dont care, sarcastic comment, humor

Give-A-Shit-Ometer Hoodie

by sithlorddesigns

$32 $42

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Don’t care or give a shit when intoxicated Hoodie
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Description: Did you know that, drinking 2 to 3 glasses of wine or any spirit will lift up your spirit to a higher level that you will not two hoots about anything what the person sitting next to you is talking about. Be it a glass of wine or some Whiskey or Brandy, you will drift away in the mellow intoxication and don't have to care about any worldly nonsense of others around you.

Tags: i dont care, alcohol quotes, who cares, funny drink beer gifts, dont care

Don’t care or give a shit when intoxicated Hoodie

by alltheprints

$32 $42

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There's 99% chance i don't give two shits Baseball T-Shirt

Description: There's 99% chance i don't give two shits

Tags: care, dont care, go away, humor, i dont care

There's 99% chance i don't give two shits Baseball T-Shirt

by adriannicholls

$19 $26

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I do not give a shit! Mug
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Description: eat dirt

Tags: dont care, dont give a shit, funny, funny quote, humor

I do not give a shit! Mug

by Usedsoil

$13 $18

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Dangerous Nights Crew Phone Case

Description: Dangerous Nights Crew

Tags: a real piece of shit, calico cut pants, chunky, coffin flop, comedy

Dangerous Nights Crew Phone Case

by DarkLordPug

$17 $23

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Oh look - nobody give a shit Vintage .al Hat
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Description: We have a particular topic for our own hangout in a hangout. The debate varies depending on who is being confronted while hanging out with one another. If the hangout fits with the style of the joke, the hangout buddies will quickly understand by sharing a brief review or even a picture. The subject "Oh Look, nobody gives a shit today" was inspired by witnessing how close friends hang around. The t-shirt we made today is appropriate as a gift for your best friend, family, and others in your life. Order this t-shirt design right away and make everyone around you chuckle when you wear it.

Tags: dad, funny sarcastic sayings, funny saying, hilarios jokes, humor

Oh look - nobody give a shit Vintage .al Hat

by King Caucas

$12 $19

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Dan Flashes 'Cause the Patterns Are So Complicated! Tank Top

Description: Dan Flashes 'Cause the Patterns Are So Complicated!

Tags: a real piece of shit, calico cut pants, chunky, coffin flop, comedy
Dump Trump: Give a Damn Mug
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Description: Dump Trump: Give a Damn — Against the backdrop of political upheaval and unsettling revelations, this stark “GIVE A DAMN” image feels like a civic summons. The bold lettering demands more than passive observation—it urges a reckoning. Amid tanking approval ratings, courtroom defeats, and Epstein-linked controversies, the phrase resonates as a moral jolt to those watching history unfold. It’s not just commentary; it’s a dare to care, speak up, and confront the chaos with conscience and clarity.

Tags: care, concerned, conspiracy, elonmusk, epstein

Dump Trump: Give a Damn Mug

by Puff Sumo

$13 $18

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It's A Beautiful Day To Give A Shit Shorts
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Description: just a little reminder

Tags: rainbow, funny rainbow, trend mask, wearing is caring, instagram mask

It's A Beautiful Day To Give A Shit Shorts

by LoverlyPrints

$21 $27

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Give a Shit & Vote Phone Case
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Description: You you want change? Without people getting out and voting there isn't going to be any change. Give a shit and vote!

Tags: give a shit, polling booth, united states, america, change

Give a Shit & Vote Phone Case

by TextTees

$17 $23

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HARDCORE HONEY BADGER Mug
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Description: The honey badger (Mellivora capensis), also known as the ratel (/ˈreɪtəl/ or /ˈrɑːtəl/), is a mammal widely distributed in Africa, Southwest Asia, and the Indian subcontinent. Because of its wide range and occurrence in a variety of habitats, it is listed as Least Concern on the IUCN Red List. Illustrated by Paddy Morton

Tags: nature is metal, nature is lit, african animals, wildlife, animal

HARDCORE HONEY BADGER Mug

by PaddlesworthDraws

$13 $18

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SLOPPY STEAKS Mug

Description: SLOPPY STEAKS

Tags: a real piece of shit, calico cut pants, chunky, coffin flop, comedy

SLOPPY STEAKS Mug

by DarkLordPug

$13 $18

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Give a shit o meter – whatever Pin
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Description: If you don't care, at least convey the message apologetically. This is a funny attitude design that will put a smile on everyone. Give a shit o meter

Tags: meh, funny quotes apparel, he dont care, whatever, i dont care

Give a shit o meter – whatever Pin

by alltheprints

$2.75 $3.25

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Dangerous Nights Crew Strut Tank Top

Description: Dangerous Nights Crew

Tags: a real piece of shit, calico cut pants, chunky, coffin flop, comedy

Dangerous Nights Crew Strut Tank Top

by DarkLordPug

$16 $21

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Do give a F**** Sticker
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Description: Do give a f*** distressed design on black. Other colors available in my shop.

Tags: i dont care, give a shit, nordic, give a damn, supreme

Do give a F**** Sticker

by PaletteDesigns

$3.00 $3.50

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I Can't Summon a Shit to Give You - Cute Evil Animal Gift Kids Hoodie
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Description: This funny t-shirt is the perfect gift to a goth friend, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend who loves raccoons, ghosts and macabre art. Featuring the phrase I Can't Summon a Shit to Give You with a cute and evil raccoon. This product is perfect to wear on Birthdays, Holidays, Parties, or just staying in home with his cat or dog. Have a variety of products such as t-shirts, hoodies, masks and much more.

Tags: adorable, animal, antisocial, demon, devil
People Say I Act Like I Don't Give A Shit I'm Not Acting Funny Sarcastic Humor Sticker

Description: A funny bold typography design featuring the blunt and relatable quote, "People say I act like I don't give a shit. I'm not acting." Perfect for introverts, sarcastic souls, work-from-home pros, and anyone who embraces zero-drama, unbothered attitude with a sharp sense of humor. Whether you're heading out casually, hanging out with close friends, or just making a bold statement, this witty saying is sure to get laughs and turn heads.

Tags: blunt humor, dry humor, funny introvert, funny mood quote, funny sarcastic quote
Snake Plissken (doesn't give a shit) Colour Socks

Description: Snake Plissken (doesn't give a shit) Colour

Tags: flames, hotrod, manhattan, metal, nyc

Snake Plissken (doesn't give a shit) Colour Socks

by Cosmic Anger Design

$14 $20

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Ask me if I give a shit? Hat
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Description: Custom designs of the Gaming, Funny, Sarcastic and other Quotes

Tags: arrogant, attitude, clever, funny, humor

Ask me if I give a shit? Hat

by Naumovski

$12 $19

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I'll eat a bowl of water with a fork before I give a shit about your opinion of me Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: I'll eat a bowl of water with a fork before I give a shit about your opinion of me design

Tags: about your opinion of me, before i give a shit, bowl, bowl of water, bowling
(ON BACK) I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me Mug

Description: I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me

Tags: funny, humor, quote, retro, vintage
(ON BACK) I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me Baseball T-Shirt

Description: I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me

Tags: funny, humor, quote, retro, vintage
Calico Cut Pants - You Gotta Give! Socks

Description: Calico Cut Pants - You Gotta Give!

Tags: calico cut pants, comedy, corncob tv, dan flashes, funny

Calico Cut Pants - You Gotta Give! Socks

by DarkLordPug

$14 $20

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Dump Trump: Give a Damn Kids T-Shirt

Description: Dump Trump: Give a Damn — Against the backdrop of political upheaval and unsettling revelations, this stark “GIVE A DAMN” image feels like a civic summons. The bold lettering demands more than passive observation—it urges a reckoning. Amid tanking approval ratings, courtroom defeats, and Epstein-linked controversies, the phrase resonates as a moral jolt to those watching history unfold. It’s not just commentary; it’s a dare to care, speak up, and confront the chaos with conscience and clarity.

Tags: care, concerned, conspiracy, elonmusk, epstein

Dump Trump: Give a Damn Kids T-Shirt

by Puff Sumo

$13 $19

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I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me Phone Case

Description: I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me

Tags: funny, humor, quote, retro, vintage
I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me

Tags: funny, humor, quote, retro, vintage
I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me Pillow

Description: I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me

Tags: blunt attitude humor, blunt sarcasm statement, bold sarcastic quote, crude confidence humor, crude humor quote
I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me Posters and Art

Description: I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me

Tags: blunt attitude humor, blunt sarcasm statement, bold sarcastic quote, crude confidence humor, crude humor quote
I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me Baseball T-Shirt

Description: I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me

Tags: blunt attitude humor, blunt sarcasm statement, bold sarcastic quote, crude confidence humor, crude humor quote
I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me Bag

Description: I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me

Tags: blunt attitude humor, blunt sarcasm statement, bold sarcastic quote, crude confidence humor, crude humor quote
If You're Waiting For Me To Give A Shit, Pack A Lunch Hat
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Description: A funny design for people who have run out of patience.

Tags: attitude vibes, bold statement, everyday mood, funny gift, humorous art
Give a Shit Funny Sarcastic Typography Tapestry
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Description: A simple phrase with a big message. Whether you care deeply about people, the planet, or just want a sarcastic everyday statement, this clean typography design is perfect for anyone who believes caring is still worth it.

Tags: empathy, everyday wear, funny quote, give a shit, humor

Give a Shit Funny Sarcastic Typography Tapestry

by cranky store

$23 $30

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I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me Tank Top

Description: A bold and unapologetic design for those who truly don’t care what others think. “I’ll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me” delivers maximum sarcasm with a fearless attitude. Perfect for strong personalities who embrace their independence and love sharp humor, this design makes a standout statement and a hilarious gift for anyone who lives life on their own terms.

Tags: bold attitude saying, funny sarcastic quote, savage humor quote, unapologetic personality, witty
Honey Badger don't give a sh!t & neither do I Hoodie

Description: The honey badger funny design.

Tags: badger, badgers, honey badger, honey badger dont care, honey badgers

Honey Badger don't give a sh!t & neither do I Hoodie

by Marengo

$32 $42

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Sarcastic Attitude - Don't Like Me? Have A Seat With The Rest Of The Bitches Waiting For Me To Give A Shit. Tank Top

Description: Show off your bold and unfiltered personality with this edgy graphic. Perfect for those who march to the beat of their own drum and have no patience for unnecessary drama. This unapologetic design captures that 'I really don't care' mood perfectly, making it a great addition to your wardrobe if you value honesty and a bit of sass.

Tags: bold humor, dark humor, rebellious, rude quote, sarcastic humor
I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me – Bold Typography Design Phone Case

Description: Premium flat vector typography design featuring the sarcastic and unapologetic quote: "I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion Of Me." Designed in a bold condensed sans-serif style with a strong typographic hierarchy and oversized lettering that dominates the composition. Clean white typography on a solid black background creates maximum contrast and readability, making it perfect for streetwear, graphic tees, hoodies, stickers, posters, and print-on-demand products. Modern, minimalist, and attitude-driven design with crisp vector edges and a professional print-ready layout.

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny quotes, funny sarcasm

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