Going Nowhere Fast Merch

Description: Ellen Aim and the Attackers design

Description: Ellen Aim and the Attackers is a fictional rock band featured in the 1984 movie Streets of Fire

Description: Capture the energy of Fall Out Boy's iconic anthem with this "I'm Going Nowhere Fast" piece. A must-have for any dedicated fan, this embodies the rebellious spirit and unforgettable sound that defines the band. Add a touch of rock history to your collection today and show your love for Fall Out Boy!

Description: A stylized red silhouette of a person on a rowing machine against a black background. The text reads 'GOING NOWHERE... FAST!'. The overall appearance is minimalist and bold.

Description: Going Nowhere Fast - Funny Rowing. Perfect gift idea for rowers and others who love training with the erg machine.

Description: Going nowhere... fast! How we all feel with the extra time on the erg lately!