Goofy Dad Merch
Description: Silly dances, loud singing and terrible jokes: he has been embarrassing the kids since day one. A playful typography design for the goofy dad who loves every minute of it. A funny gift from his kids.
Goofy Dad Embarrassing You Since Day One Funny Dad Gift From Kids Tote
by Majestic Him
$13 $20
Description: A funny pop art style Golden Retriever wearing a spiky monster costume, wagging its tail so hard the whole costume shakes, completely ruining the scary effect with pure joy. A fun gift for Golden Retriever dads, golden lovers, and anyone who loves bold pop art and retro Halloween dog designs. Perfect for Halloween parties, dog dad style, and spooky season with your happy golden.
Golden Retriever in Monster Costume - Funny Pop Art Halloween Dog Dad Gift Baseball T-Shirt
by SmashYou Warllow
$19 $26
Description: This Design Is For Funny Cat Lovers And Pet Owners Who Enjoy Goofy Feline Humor And Viral Animal Memes. It Features A Quirky Cat Making A Peace Sign.
Funny Cat Peace Sign Goofy Feline Meme Humor Kids Hoodie
by The Raven Rye
$28 $36
Description: A vintage-inspired comedy design featuring a smug retro comedian with bold “Dad Jokes Comedy Club” typography. The black-and-white sketch style captures classic stand-up comedy vibes with a playful, sarcastic energy. Perfect for fans of corny punchlines, awkward humor, and old-school comic aesthetics. The expressive grin and timeless illustration style make this artwork ideal for anyone who appreciates witty dad humor and nostalgic comedy culture.
Description: A hilarious bird-themed design for dads who appreciate goofy animal humor and chaotic seagull energy. Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, beach trips, or everyday laughs with family and fellow bird lovers. The vibe is playful, loud, and full of classic dad humor.
Funny Seagull Dad Father’s Day Bird Humor Kids Hoodie
by FluxStreet
$28 $36
Description: Hilarious black scribble art dog with giant messy mustache and big shocked eyes. This crazy doodle dog has a wild mustache that looks like two brooms! Chaotic ink sketch style on transparent background - super funny, weird, and eye-catching. Perfect for dog lovers who love goofy, messy, and unique art. The long scribbled mustache and beard make this dog unforgettable. Great for t-shirts, stickers, and dog dad gifts. Looks amazing on any color shirt
Mustache Scribble Dog - Messy Ink Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by MALIKE CHNANAE
$17 $24
Description: Distressed circular vintage badge featuring an overly enthusiastic, wide-eyed Basset Hound with long floppy ears, tongue hanging out, and the phrase "Lick First, Ask Questions Later." Perfect hilarious graphic for Basset Hound owners, hound lovers, pet parents, and fans of goofy canine energy.
Lick First Ask Questions Later - Basset Hound Vintage Badge Tank Top
by Fisheyed Graphics
$16 $21
Description: Funny dog lover design featuring a goofy dog peeking through a doorway with the message “I Never Walk Alone Because My Dog Has Zero Sense of Personal Space.” Perfect for dog parents whose furry best friend follows them absolutely everywhere, including places where a little privacy would be nice.
I Never Walk Alone – My Dog Has Zero Personal Space Socks
by ShatteredZ
$14 $20
Description: Distressed circular vintage badge featuring an overly enthusiastic, wide-eyed Great Dane with its tongue hanging out and the phrase "Lick First, Ask Questions Later." Perfect hilarious graphic for Great Dane owners, big dog lovers, pet parents, and fans of goofy canine energy.
Lick First Ask Questions Later - Great Dane Vintage Badge Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Fisheyed Graphics
$17 $24
Description: Distressed circular vintage badge featuring an overly enthusiastic, wide-eyed Pharaoh Hound (or Ibizan Hound) with its tongue hanging out and the phrase "Lick First, Ask Questions Later." Perfect hilarious graphic for sighthound lovers, dog owners, and fans of goofy canine energy.
Lick First Ask Questions Later - Pharaoh Hound Dog Vintage Badge Hoodie
by Fisheyed Graphics
$32 $42
Description: Distressed circular vintage badge featuring an overly enthusiastic, wide-eyed German Shepherd with its tongue hanging out and the phrase "Lick First, Ask Questions Later." Perfect hilarious graphic for GSD owners, shepherd lovers, pet parents, and fans of goofy canine energy.
Lick First Ask Questions Later - German Shepherd Vintage Badge Socks
by Fisheyed Graphics
$14 $20
Description: A goofy, happy Golden Retriever portrait capturing the pure joy and wonderfully empty-headed energy that makes these dogs so lovable. A fun design for Golden Retriever parents and anyone who believes life is better with a happy dog and zero overthinking.
Golden Retriever 100% Joy 0% Thoughts Funny Dog Kids Hoodie
by ShatteredZ
$28 $36
Description: Distressed circular vintage badge featuring an overly enthusiastic, wide-eyed Irish Setter with flowing feathered ears, tongue hanging out, and the phrase "Lick First, Ask Questions Later." Perfect hilarious graphic for Setter owners, Spaniel lovers, pet parents, and fans of goofy canine energy.
Lick First Ask Questions Later - Irish Setter Vintage Badge Tote
by Fisheyed Graphics
$13 $20
Description: Distressed circular vintage badge featuring an overly enthusiastic, wide-eyed Pointer with its tongue hanging out and the phrase "Lick First, Ask Questions Later." Perfect hilarious graphic for Pointer owners, hunting dog lovers, pet parents, and fans of goofy canine energy.
Lick First Ask Questions Later - Pointer Vintage Badge Tank Top
by Fisheyed Graphics
$16 $21
Description: Distressed circular vintage badge featuring an overly enthusiastic, wide-eyed Beagle hound with its tongue hanging out and the phrase "Lick First, Ask Questions Later." Perfect hilarious graphic for Beagle owners, hound lovers, pet parents, and fans of goofy canine energy.
Lick First Ask Questions Later - Beagle Vintage Badge Hat
by Fisheyed Graphics
$12 $19
Description: Distressed circular vintage badge featuring an overly enthusiastic, wide-eyed Golden Retriever with its tongue hanging out and the phrase "Lick First, Ask Questions Later." Perfect hilarious graphic for Golden Retriever owners, Goldie lovers, pet parents, and fans of goofy canine energy.
Lick First Ask Questions Later - Golden Retriever Vintage Badge Phone Case
by Fisheyed Graphics
$17 $23
Description: Distressed circular vintage badge featuring an overly enthusiastic, wide-eyed German Shepherd with erect ears, tongue hanging out, and the phrase "Lick First, Ask Questions Later." Perfect hilarious graphic for GSD owners, Cattle Dog lovers, pet parents, and fans of goofy canine energy.
Lick First Ask Questions Later - German Shepherd Vintage Badge Pin
by Fisheyed Graphics
$2.75 $3.25
Funny-Cat-Peace-Sign-Tongue-Out-Feline-Lover-Pet-Owner-Humor Tapestry
by Trendora
$23 $30
Funny Cat Humor Shenanigans Shirt for Cat Lovers Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Rimali
$16 $24
THAT'S THE SEALIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Fakhira
$27 $35
Description: Distressed circular vintage badge featuring an overly enthusiastic, wide-eyed scruffy Wirehaired Pointing Griffon with its tongue hanging out and the phrase "Lick First, Ask Questions Later." Perfect hilarious graphic for wirehair owners, doodle lovers, pet parents, and fans of goofy canine energy.
Lick First Ask Questions Later - Wirehaired Pointing Griffon Vintage Badge Magnet
by Fisheyed Graphics
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Distressed circular vintage badge featuring an overly enthusiastic, wide-eyed German Shorthaired Pointer with its tongue hanging out and the phrase "Lick First, Ask Questions Later." Perfect hilarious graphic for GSP owners, pointer fans, pet parents, and fans of goofy canine energy.
Lick First Ask Questions Later - German Shorthaired Pointer Vintage Badge Baseball T-Shirt
by Fisheyed Graphics
$19 $26
Description: Distressed circular vintage badge featuring an overly enthusiastic, wide-eyed curly Poodle with its tongue hanging out and the phrase "Lick First, Ask Questions Later." Perfect hilarious graphic for Poodle owners, Doodle lovers, pet parents, and fans of goofy canine energy.
Lick First Ask Questions Later - Poodle Vintage Badge Hoodie
by Fisheyed Graphics
$32 $42
Description: Show off your love for silly pets with this hilariously cute derpy pug dog cartoon design. Featuring a goofy-looking pug with a yellow collar and a heart charm, it captures the funny and adorable personality of every pug lover’s favorite pup. A fantastic gift for dog owners, pug moms, pug dads, and anyone who appreciates quirky animal art on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, and accessories.
Description: Distressed circular vintage badge featuring an overly enthusiastic, wide-eyed Miniature Schnauzer with its tongue hanging out and the phrase "Lick First, Ask Questions Later." Perfect hilarious graphic for Schnauzer owners, terrier lovers, pet parents, and fans of goofy canine energy.
Lick First Ask Questions Later - Miniature Schnauzer Vintage Badge Posters and Art
by Fisheyed Graphics
$10 $14