Goy Merch
Description: Set in New York City, the movie follows a martial artist named Leroy Green, who has dreams of becoming a great martial artist like his idol Bruce Lee. His master explains that he has reached the final level of martial arts accomplishment known as "The Last Dragon." Martial artists who reach this final level are said to be able to concentrate such mystical energy into their hands that they begin to glow. Only a true martial arts master would be able to exhibit "The Glow" over his entire body. Leroy doesn't fully understand and, in possession of a medal supposedly belonging to Bruce Lee, Leroy embarks upon a spiritual journey to find Master Sum Dum Goy, whom his master claims can help Leroy unlock the power of "The Glow."
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring three young men in martial arts attire against a black background. The man in the center holds a boombox above his head and wears a purple and yellow robe with a teal and red sash. To his left, a man holds a paintbrush with yellow paint splattering. The man to his right is in a defensive stance. The text "SUKI YAKI NOT SAKI SUE" is prominently displayed in yellow, with "SUM DUM GOY" below, flanked by fortune cookie icons.
Suki Yaki Not Saki Sue Sum Dum Goy Trio with Boombox and Paintbrush Kids T-Shirt
by david man
$13 $19
Description: A humorous cartoon features three men and a boombox. The left man holds a paintbrush. The middle man holds a boombox above his head. The right man is in a martial arts stance. Text reads "SUKI YAKI NOT SAKI SUE SUM DUM GOY Y" and a fortune cookie with "FORTUNE COOKIE" inside.
SUKI YAKI NOT SAKI SUE SUM DUM GOY Y Fortune Cookie Magnet
by ASYIFA ARTWORK
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A comedic visual featuring three individuals in a stylized, cartoonish manner. The central figure wears a floral blazer over a yellow collared shirt and carries a boombox on his shoulder. The figures on either side are dressed in light blue shirts and dark pants. Text overlay at the bottom reads 'SUKI YAKI HOT SAKI SUE SUM DUM GOY'. A fortune cookie is positioned to the right.
Description: This character was inspired by the old man on the signage next to the front doors of SUM DUM GOY fortune cookie factory in 1985 cult classic, The Last Dragon. The three Chinese words are pronounced in Cantonese: 'cheem yuu bang' and in Mandarin: 'chien yu bing'. The meaning is 'fortune cookie'.
