Grains Merch

Description: Sandman has been simplified! Well, as much as one can simplify a living pile of sand... but you get what I mean.

Description: yeet this wheat

Description: You roll into camp, setup and bring out the blender. It's time for Rita to make an appearance. She also makes her appearance at the best rallies. Don't miss out on meeting her...

Description: Zombie Bread ~ Graaaaaaaaaains ~ Cute design for halloween

Description: Part of a balanced breakfast.

Description: A stark black background with bold white text listing food categories. The text is arranged vertically and reads: 'Vegetables &', 'Fruits &', 'Legumes &', 'Grains & Tubers.'. Each line is a separate phrase with an ampersand following it, except for the last line which ends with a period.

Description: Even the undead have dietary restrictions. This hilarious horror cartoon features a classic zombie demanding complex carbohydrates instead of brains. A fantastic, silly graphic for vegetarians, vegans, and horror movie fans who appreciate a solid undead pun.

Description: A funny Halloween design for vegans and vegetarians. Perfect for those that abstain from meat to wear on Halloween night or any night of the year. Full of grain eating zombies. Spooky green grunge effect overlay. Relax, I'm a Vegetarian Zombie. Grains... grains...

Description: A hauntingly realistic human skull meticulously crafted from thousands of natural rice grains in their husks. Every grain is carefully arranged to recreate lifelike bone anatomy, blending agricultural beauty with dark artistic symbolism. The golden texture and intricate details transform a simple harvest into a striking masterpiece of surreal realistic.

Description: A hauntingly realistic human skull meticulously crafted from thousands of natural rice grains in their husks. Every grain is carefully arranged to recreate lifelike bone anatomy, blending agricultural beauty with dark artistic symbolism. The golden texture and intricate details transform a simple harvest into a striking masterpiece of surreal realism.

Description: A stunning artistic map of Thailand crafted entirely from golden rice grains, blending traditional Thai elegance with cultural symbolism. The centerpiece features ornate Thai-style typography spelling “Thailand,” surrounded by intricate decorative patterns on a luxurious dark wooden background, celebrating Thailand’s agricultural heritage and timeless beauty.

Description: Let's get lost in nature

Description: Let's get lost in nature

Description: Celebrate the seasonal harvest festival with this custom illustration dedicated to Halifax, Nova Scotia. Featuring iconic local architecture, coastal harbor ships, a cheerful man holding a frosty beverage stein, and grain hop accents, this festive artwork captures local celebration vibes. Commemorate upcoming festivities with this unique design featuring the year twenty twenty-six.

Description: Celebrate the seasonal harvest festival with this custom illustration dedicated to Halifax, Nova Scotia. Featuring iconic local architecture, coastal harbor ships, a cheerful man holding a frosty beverage stein, and grain hop accents, this festive artwork captures local celebration vibes. Commemorate upcoming festivities with this unique design featuring the year twenty twenty-six.

Description: A cartoony depiction of a white takeaway box filled with brown meatballs and yellow grains, held by red chopsticks. The box has a smiley face with black eyes and a red mouth. Below the box, the words "YOBAGOYA!" are in large yellow letters with a red outline, followed by "The taste will destroy ya" in white cursive.

Description: Canada Premium Quality Blue Beer Can

Description: Embrace the urgency with this impactful timepiece design. Features an hourglass with grains. A reminder to seize every moment! Great for people who love deadlines.

Description: During WWII, many staples were rationed... each American was allowed to buy a small amount (even if they could afford more). Everyone got their share, and the soldiers overseas were taken care of. EVERY AMERICAN was issued stamps for these products. I've recreated them... bigger, crisper, and cleaner... support local farms and live within your means!

Description: A simple graphic featuring a golden plate filled with a pile of rice mixed with black and golden grains. The text "ALL RICE NO BEANS" is displayed prominently in orange lettering above the plate, enclosed by a thin golden oval border. Some grains have spilled onto the black background.

Description: Gourmet macro shot with a steaming plate of creamy risotto topped with thin shavings of luxurious black truffle. A golden stream of oil is poured from a bottle, pooling over the tender grains

Description: Sourdough Whisperer Bread Baker Baking

Description: Dietary Refusal Statement Grain Avoidance

Description: Dietary Restriction Humor Tummy Ache Graphic

Description: Natural wood bowl filled with finely textured orange-red powder forming smooth mound with visible grain texture.

Description: Waiting For Strecht & Fold Halloween Sourdough Bread Baker

Description: Toaster It Begins Toast Time Toast Breakfast Toast Bread

Description: Groovy In My Sourdough Era Bread Nerd

Description: Sourdough Maker Girl Bread Baker Sourdough

Description: Shopping List Feeding 5000 People 2 Fish 5 Loaves Of Bread

Description: I Live For Banana Bread

Description: We Rise A Dawn Funny Bread Baking Dough Pun

Description: A cartoon-style depiction of a teal carton with 'NATURE RICE' text in white, outlined in black and peach. In front, a teal bowl is filled with white rice, and a silver spoon rests inside. The background features a forest of dark green pine trees and a bright blue sky with white clouds, enclosed within a black oval frame.

Description: Concha Baking I Baked These Funny Bread Saying