Gravity Sucks Merch

Description: It keeps you planted firmly on the Earth and causes cell phone screens to crack when dropped on the ground, no matter how you look at it, Gravity Sucks

Description: Bold, off-white capital letters on a black background read 'GRAVITY' on the top line and 'SUCKS' on the bottom line. The text has a slightly distressed, 3D effect with subtle shadows, giving it a thick, blocky appearance.

Description: A skeleton astronaut floats through outer space spilling Buzz Cola while desperately reaching for a cosmic hot dog. This funny "Gravity Sucks" illustration is perfect for sci-fi geeks and junk food lovers alike.

Description: humorous take on the difficulty of bouldering.

Description: humorous take on the difficulty of bouldering

Description: For fans of climbing, BMX, MTB, dirt bikes or any other types of extreme sport when it goes wrong! At some point you will crash, let everyone know you haven't lost your sense of humor. The gravitational equation dictates how much it will hurt!

Description: Sucks to get old and everything either sags or is just plain heavy.

Description: getting Old