Grimy Merch

Description: The abbot getting his Mars Blackmon on!

Description: "I don't need safety gloves, 'cus I'm Homer Simp...."

Description: In a realm of wonder, a stoic gray cat named Grimy Starweaver hates on this current timeline. His fur, a shadowy twilight, glimmers faintly as if woven from the fabric of night. With eyes like ancient moons, Grimalkin prowls, ever questioning the vast expanse above, seeking truth in a world of illusions.

Description: You've spent every summer trying to perform the "hot girl summer" version of yourself — curated photos, manufactured glow, performed wellness. And underneath all of that you've been exhausted, eating pizza on the floor in questionable conditions, completely unfiltered, and infinitely more relaxed than the version everyone sees online. Sewer Girl Summer is the version that actually happened. The rat with the pizza slice on the concrete slab isn't aspirational — she's honest, and honest hits different.

Description: Ill Bill The Grimy Awards

Description: Pure 80s slasher nostalgia. A burlap-masked killer with blood-dripping fangs and a single bulging eyeball, framed by sunflowers and barbed wire under distressed bloody typography reading "Camp Carnage Est. 1986 - You Can't Hide". A homage to classic summer camp horror movies and retro slasher cinema.

Description: In a realm of wonder, a stoic gray cat named Grimy Starweaver denies the sky's reality. His fur, a shadowy twilight, glimmers faintly as if woven from the fabric of night. With eyes like ancient moons, Grimalkin prowls, ever questioning the vast expanse above, seeking truth in a world of illusions.

Description: In a realm of wonder, a stoic gray cat named Grimy Starweaver denies the sky's reality. His fur, a shadowy twilight, glimmers faintly as if woven from the fabric of night. With eyes like ancient moons, Grimalkin prowls, ever questioning the vast expanse above, seeking truth in a world of illusions.

Description: A gritty and nostalgic digital illustration paying tribute to a classic internet animation icon. The design features a stylized depiction of Hank, complete with his signature black beanie, dark coat, a rifle slung over his shoulder, and distinct glowing red goggles. Covered in splattered red textures with the name "HANK" written in a scratched, bloody font across a solid teal background, this graphic art piece perfectly captures the chaotic, high-action energy of retro web animation

Description: A weathered industrial patch for crew members of deep space towing vessels. Perfect for miners, synthetic lifeforms, and anyone who understands corporate apathy in space. Distressed vintage style.

Description: The finest luxury soap, made from the very best ingredients. A deeply philosophical, distressed vintage label for members of the underground committee. Do not talk about it.

Description: Classic lyrics

Description: Who wants to go on a bike ride?

Description: This is a graphic made from an image taken of a water manhole cover in Seattle Washington. It’s a grungy, gritty, and very urban looking

Description: A grayscale crest-style graphic featuring a trash can overflowing with various items. A raccoon and an opossum are positioned on either side of the trash can. Above the trash can, a bird is depicted with outstretched wings. A banner across the bottom reads 'TRASH FOREVER'.

Description: A grunge-style composition featuring a heart-shaped frame with distressed edges. Inside the frame, a silhouette of jagged mountains is visible against a speckled gray background. Crosshairs and scratch-like lines create a weathered, observed effect.

Description: A monochrome depiction of a human skull with a menacing expression, framed by two crossed wrenches. The skull features detailed teeth and eye sockets, with the wrenches positioned diagonally behind it, their open ends pointing outwards. The background is solid black.

Description: Your sleaziest tee

Description: Star of the classic comic strip.

Description: Blacksmith's workshop at the National History Museum, St Fagans, South Wales.

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Description: A skeleton dressed in an outfit inspired by phonk. Phonk is not dead.