Growing Up Merch
Description: A bold typographic composition on a black background. The text is arranged in four lines with a dark green color. The top line reads "GROWING", the second "OLD IS COMPULSORY", the third "GROWING UP", and the bottom line reads "IS OPTIONAL". The words "GROWING" are significantly larger than the other text.
Description: A rectangular sign with a dark background and a thin black border. The top text reads "JUST REMEMBER" in white. Below that, "GROWING OLD IS INEVITABLE" is in bold red capital letters. A small white daisy with a red center separates this from the bottom text, which reads "GROWING UP" in large white capital letters, followed by "IS OPTIONAL" in white capital letters at the very bottom. The corners have decorative red and white floral accents.
Description: A motivational quote displayed in a rectangular format with decorative corners. The text reads "JUST REMEMBER", "GROWING OLD IS INEVITABLE" in red, a small white daisy with a red center, and "GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL" in white. The background is dark grey with a black border.
Just Remember Growing Old Is Inevitable Growing Up Is Optional Daisy Phone Case
by DIO ROCKO
$17 $23
Description: It perfectly captures the frustration, humor, and reality of adulting, the struggle of balancing responsibilities, work, and trying to keep your head above water. A nod to the rebellious spirit of Blink-182, this design is for anyone who's ever felt overwhelmed by the weight of growing up but still finds the humor in it. A funny, relatable reminder that we’re all just trying to survive the grind.
Description: Take a nostalgic trip back to the 80s with our "Raised on Saturday Morning Cartoons" design! Perfect for those who grew up during the golden age of animation, this design celebrates the joy of waking up early, grabbing your favorite cereal, and diving into hours of classic cartoons. Whether you were a fan of action-packed adventures, hilarious antics, or heartwarming tales, this design captures the essence of childhood fun and nostalgia. Ideal for 80s kids and anyone who cherishes those simpler times, this tee is a must-have for reliving your favorite cartoon memories.
Description: Did you know that over 800,000 girls were named Jennifer between 1965 and 1980? This makes Jennifer one of the most common women's names of Generation X! It might as well be called Jen X. This design uses a classic 70s avocado green color and a retro font to evoke the nostalgia of the time when you had 3 other Jennifers in your 5th grade class. Makes a great gift for the Gen X Jen in your life!
Description: This is the ultimate, high-stakes existential anticlimax and definitive lifestyle manifesto for the completely disillusioned individual who realized that crossing the threshold into adulthood doesn't come with a magical sense of clarity, wisdom, or authority. It perfectly captures that powerhouse, late-night administrative gridlock where you look around at your mounting household responsibilities, complex financial accounts, and impending real-world decisions, only to realize you are still just the exact same confused kid from ten years ago, completely improvising the entire operation while masquerading in a professional wardrobe—boldly declaring to the universe that the grand, confident illusion of being a "grown-up" was a total marketing
Description: "Growing Old Is Mandatory, Growing Up Is Optional" suggests that while aging is a natural process that everyone experiences, adopting a mature or serious mindset is a personal choice. It encourages the idea that one can maintain a youthful and playful outlook on life regardless of their age, emphasizing the importance of staying lighthearted and not taking oneself too seriously as they grow older.
Description: Celebrate your little girl's transition from 6 to 7 with this adorable 7th birthday t-shirt. The cute axolotl graphic adds a fun touch to her special day, making it a perfect gift for any birthday celebration.
Axolotl Girl I Was 6 Now I'M 7 7Th Birthday 6 7 Birthday Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Demian Stendelis Ilustrador
$16 $24
Description: Blink shirt 182 pride — "Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up". vintage screen-print punk design for Blink fans and 182 collectors — punk, rock, travis barker, tom delonge, gothic, pop punk. Perfect Blink graphic tee 182 gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality 182 lovers fabric — Blink spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1997.
Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Punk Since 1997 Bag
by Artnold. Co
$19 $24
Description: Works best on lighter apparel, where the chaos gets the attention it deserves. Adulthood is a trap, and this sarcastic cat meme is the official warning label. Black Scowl delivers a heavy dose of existential humor for anyone realizing that childhood was actually the peak. It features a disgruntled skater kitty coming to terms with the ultimate life mistake: growing up. Wear your regret out loud because society lied, and honesty looks better on a t-shirt anyway.
