Half Breed Merch

Description: Half breed, yet a king.

Description: Sonny and Cher in a surreal psychedelic design. The clock indicates the song "Turn Back Time" in case you're wondering.

Description: Half a Bernese Mountain Dog's face, a warm amber eye soft beneath an olive-green floppy ear. Tan markings glow above the brow for a mossy, painterly take on the tricolor breed. A gentle pick for Berner owners.

Description: nothing happened that warranted this level of unbothered, but here we are anyway. this shiba's baseline expression is just permanently unimpressed, no incident required, no update needed. Because someone had to say it.

Description: Aquaman's stats as displayed on the giant board when the tournament between him and King Orm was starting. There's one of Orm's stats in my shop too ;)