Astonished Hats
ASTONISHED BREEN - NEIL BREEN - Breen_s Corrupt Merchandise Throw Pillow Hat
by AthenaBrands
$12 $19
Description: Put your dramatic shock on full display with this hilarious "My flabbers are gasted" text design. Playfully twisting the classic word "flabbergasted" into viral internet slang, this minimalist typography piece perfectly captures that feeling of utter bewilderment, shock, and confusion. It makes a fantastic, sarcastic gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who loves dramatic internet humor and trendy inside jokes. Available on soft t-shirts, cozy hoodies, phone cases, and stickers to warn the world that you are officially speechless.
Description: A portrait of a man with an astonished expression is enclosed within a circular gold laurel wreath. Below the wreath, bold gold text reads "MITCH BRYANT LAW OFFICE". Smaller white text states, "HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED TOR YOU? CALL ME NOW PLEASE." Finally, large white numbers "1-888-555-MITCH" are displayed.