Astonished Shorts

Description: A white line drawing on a black background. A person stands on a cliff looking at a sun rising over wavy water. Text above reads "KEEP YOU'S MIND ON MATTERS, YOUR THE MATTERS LEARN TO BE ASTONISHED - MARY OLIVER". The sun has geometric patterns radiating from it.

Description: A reminder to be amazed at the little things in life

Description: ASTONISHED BREEN - NEIL BREEN - Breen_s Corrupt Merchandise Throw Pillow

Description: Émile Zola quote: Sometimes, forcing themselves to hope, they sought to resume the burning dreams of other days, and were quite astonished to find they had no imagination.

Description: Put your dramatic shock on full display with this hilarious "My flabbers are gasted" text design. Playfully twisting the classic word "flabbergasted" into viral internet slang, this minimalist typography piece perfectly captures that feeling of utter bewilderment, shock, and confusion. It makes a fantastic, sarcastic gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who loves dramatic internet humor and trendy inside jokes. Available on soft t-shirts, cozy hoodies, phone cases, and stickers to warn the world that you are officially speechless.

Description: I wonder what he is looking at!

Description: Meet Taffy Sprouts, a cute cream-colored car with wide, astonished headlights and a tiny, gaping grille that perfectly captures her flabbergasted expression.

Description: scifi surreal digital collage

Description: A portrait of a man with an astonished expression is enclosed within a circular gold laurel wreath. Below the wreath, bold gold text reads "MITCH BRYANT LAW OFFICE". Smaller white text states, "HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED TOR YOU? CALL ME NOW PLEASE." Finally, large white numbers "1-888-555-MITCH" are displayed.

Description: This design features the expressive phrase Wait, What?. Perfect for those who often find themselves in situations of humorous confusion or sarcastic surprise. A witty statement for people who appreciate funny quotes and relatable sayings.

Description: Chat Bubble from a messenger 'say what?'

Description: A chubby blue cat looking astonished by a small green bird resting on its head.

Description: Cartoonish Cute Pig's Amazement

Description: Vintage tapir with an astonished tapir as a motif in the Tapir Jungle. Tapir retro motif for astonished tapirs.

Description: The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart

Description: Face scribble representing the expression of an dizzy face

Description: Express your horror. Works especially well on the new hats as your third eye.

Description: Capture the hilarity of internet humor with this funny flabbergasted frog meme artwork, perfect gift for anyone who loves a good visual pun and frogs!

Description: A frog with a double chin doesn't know what to say.