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Junior CryptoNaturalist - Bones Hat
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Description: Ah, yes. Remember those halcyon days of camp in the perpetual summer of the hidden forest. Where the trees are always green, the year is always 1987, and the cryptids are just as eager to learn about you as you are to learn about them. www.cryptonaturalist.com

Tags: mythical creatures, monsters, mythological creatures, monster, cryptid
Junior CryptoNaturalist - Peepers Hat
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Description: Ah, yes. Remember those halcyon days of camp in the perpetual summer of the hidden forest. Where the trees are always green, the year is always 1987, and the cryptids are just as eager to learn about you as you are to learn about them. www.cryptonaturalist.com

Tags: mythical creatures, cryptids, cryptozoology, mythological creatures, cryptid
Glitch Hat
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Description: Strange nature is not a bug. It's a feature.

Tags: glitch, cryptonaturalist podcast, podcast, cryptozoology, cryptid

Glitch Hat

by CryptoNaturalist

$19

Brambleberry Scrambler Hat
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Description: The brambleberry scrambler is real!

Tags: cryptid, cryptonaturalist podcast, cryptozoology

Brambleberry Scrambler Hat

by CryptoNaturalist

$19

Stay Weird Hat
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Description: A celebration of some of the CryptoNaturalist's favorite virtues! Art By: Cody Maynard, owner of Lucky Gauntlet Art Club. @LuckyGauntletArtClub on Instagram.

Tags: cryptid, cryptozoology, stay weird

Stay Weird Hat

by CryptoNaturalist

$19

CryptoNaturalist Moth Hat
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Description: The CryptoNaturalist is a fan of you. Show the world you're a fan of him too.

Tags: cryptonaturalist podcast, cryptozoologist, monster, cryptid

CryptoNaturalist Moth Hat

by CryptoNaturalist

$19

Montana Hat
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Description: The state motto of Montana (as we all know).

Tags: cryptonaturalist, steampunk, zeppelin

Montana Hat

by CryptoNaturalist

$19

Ants Hat
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Description: An ant crosses your carpet. A spider weaves a pattern older than mammals beneath your stairs. Just nod, breathe, and think, “Good. It’s all still here. The forest, the mountains, the desert. At home in my home.” The sterile white box is the stranger. Not the ant. Not the spider. www.cryptonaturalist.com

Tags: conservation, zoology, biology, science, naturalist

Ants Hat

by CryptoNaturalist

$19

Stay Wild Hat
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Description: Stay Wild. Stay Weird.

Tags: cryptid, cryptonaturalist, cryptozoology, podcast, weirdo

Stay Wild Hat

by CryptoNaturalist

$19

Storm Shark Hat
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Description: A storm shark. Bigger than a dozen city blocks. More mountain than animal. Half meteorological phenomenon and half living creature. It rose up out of the storm below like a breaching whale and I saw it plainly silhouetted against the lighter clouds above. Design by George Foster. Visit George's website: 1214adesign.com Learn more about The CryptoNaturalist at: www.cryptonaturalist.com

Tags: cryptid, podcast, zeppelin, winnebago, cryptonaturalist

Storm Shark Hat

by CryptoNaturalist

$19

Strange Animals (Fungi) Hat
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Description: The CryptoNaturalist Podcast: We're All Strange Animals

Tags: cryptonaturalist, mythological creatures, cryptonaturalist podcast, fantasy, mythology

Strange Animals (Fungi) Hat

by CryptoNaturalist

$19

Octopus Horror Hat
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Description: What makes eight tentacles shiver? www.cryptonaturalist.com

Tags: ocean, cryptonaturalist, ocean life, tentacles, horror

Octopus Horror Hat

by CryptoNaturalist

$19

Vulture (Dark Background) Hat
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Description: Vultures are holy creatures. Tending the dead. Bowing low. Bared head. Whispers to cold flesh, “Your old name is not your king. I rename you ‘Everything.’” Poetry by Jarod K. Anderson. Design by @bluefurydesign on Instagram.

Tags: nature, poetry, vulture, cryptonaturalist

Vulture (Dark Background) Hat

by CryptoNaturalist

$19

Vulture (Light Background) Hat
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Description: Vultures are holy creatures. Tending the dead. Bowing low. Bared head. Whispers to cold flesh, “Your old name is not your king. I rename you ‘Everything.’” Poetry by Jarod K. Anderson. Design by @bluefurydesign on Instagram.

Tags: nature, poetry, vulture, cryptonaturalist

Vulture (Light Background) Hat

by CryptoNaturalist

$19

Explosion Hat
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Description: The universe is an ongoing explosion...

Tags: cryptonaturalist, deep quote, deep thoughts, jarod k anderson, nature poetry

Explosion Hat

by CryptoNaturalist

$19

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