Cryptonaturalist Merch

Description: Ah, yes. Remember those halcyon days of camp in the perpetual summer of the hidden forest. Where the trees are always green, the year is always 1987, and the cryptids are just as eager to learn about you as you are to learn about them. www.cryptonaturalist.com

Description: Ah, yes. Remember those halcyon days of camp in the perpetual summer of the hidden forest. Where the trees are always green, the year is always 1987, and the cryptids are just as eager to learn about you as you are to learn about them. www.cryptonaturalist.com

Description: Strange nature is not a bug. It's a feature.

Description: Strange nature for strange people. Official logo of The Cryptonaturalist podcast.

Description: The brambleberry scrambler is real!

Description: A celebration of some of the CryptoNaturalist's favorite virtues! Art By: Cody Maynard, owner of Lucky Gauntlet Art Club. @LuckyGauntletArtClub on Instagram.

Description: The CryptoNaturalist is a fan of you. Show the world you're a fan of him too.

Description: The state motto of Montana (as we all know).

Description: An ant crosses your carpet. A spider weaves a pattern older than mammals beneath your stairs. Just nod, breathe, and think, “Good. It’s all still here. The forest, the mountains, the desert. At home in my home.” The sterile white box is the stranger. Not the ant. Not the spider. www.cryptonaturalist.com

Description: Stay Wild. Stay Weird.

Description: A storm shark. Bigger than a dozen city blocks. More mountain than animal. Half meteorological phenomenon and half living creature. It rose up out of the storm below like a breaching whale and I saw it plainly silhouetted against the lighter clouds above. Design by George Foster. Visit George's website: 1214adesign.com Learn more about The CryptoNaturalist at: www.cryptonaturalist.com

Description: The CryptoNaturalist Podcast: We're All Strange Animals

Description: The CryptoNaturalist Podcast: We're All Strange Animals.

Description: What makes eight tentacles shiver? www.cryptonaturalist.com

Description: The universe is an ongoing explosion...

Description: Vultures are holy creatures. Tending the dead. Bowing low. Bared head. Whispers to cold flesh, “Your old name is not your king. I rename you ‘Everything.’” Poetry by Jarod K. Anderson. Design by @bluefurydesign on Instagram.

Description: Vultures are holy creatures. Tending the dead. Bowing low. Bared head. Whispers to cold flesh, “Your old name is not your king. I rename you ‘Everything.’” Poetry by Jarod K. Anderson. Design by @bluefurydesign on Instagram.