Dead Opossum Hats
Description: Funny Possum shirt for friend that likes Opossums, Possums, Raccoon, Rat, marsupial, rodent and wildlife. Funny Three Opossums howling at the moon. Possums know how to live ugly. Three Possums and the Moon Funny Opossum Humor Parody design. Novelty Possum shirt for men women, girls boys who love Opossum, trash, Pet Owner of 3 Possums T-Shirt, Possum Meme, street cats, play dead, trash eater animal, scavenge trash, garbage eat, raiders
Three Opossums Howling at the Moon Funny Possum 3 Opossum Hat
by Vó Maria
$12 $19
Description: Swaggy opossum surfing on a trash can lid | swag Funny Opossum Rainbow Surfing On A Dumpster Can Lid Searching For Trash, Burning, Dumpster Panda Summer Vibes Street Cats, Possum, Let's eat trash and get hit by a car cute, awesome, animal, colourful, fun, opossum Customers Also Search opossum masks, possum, animal, live ugly fake your death, vintage, opossums, animals, humor, opossum lover, ugly, death live ugly fake your death retroopossum funnyfake your deathlive uglyretro opossumvintage opossumopossum loverlive ugly fake your death opossumlive ugly fake your death retro vintageopossumpossum loversopossum loverslive ugly fake your deathpossum
Play Dead Later - Funny Swaggy Opossum T Shirt YOLO swag Rainbow Surfing On A Dumpster Can Lid Searching For Trash, Burning, Dumpster Panda Summer Vibes Street Cats Possum Hat
by anycolordesigns
$12 $19
Description: When life gets too loud, do what the opossum does. Faced with danger, an opossum simply collapses, goes limp and plays dead, sometimes for up to four hours, until the threat gives up and leaves. Honestly, a solid strategy for Mondays, meetings, family gatherings and the news. A hand-drawn black and white design for introverts, the chronically tired and everyone who is just waiting for this to be over. Designed in Kyiv, Ukraine.
Description: A scruffy opossum dramatically playing dead on its back with its tongue out beside a little flower, between retro "LIVE UGLY" and "Fake Your Death" lettering, with a worn vintage print texture.
Live Ugly Fake Your Death Retro Opossum Playing Dead Hat
by Bondoboxy
$12 $19
Description: When life gets too loud, do what the opossum does. Faced with danger, an opossum simply collapses, goes limp and plays dead, sometimes for up to four hours, until the threat gives up and leaves. Honestly, a solid strategy for Mondays, meetings, family gatherings and the news. A hand-drawn black and white design for introverts, the chronically tired and everyone who is just waiting for this to be over. Designed in Kyiv, Ukraine.
Description: When life gets too loud, do what the opossum does. Faced with danger, an opossum simply collapses, goes limp and plays dead, sometimes for up to four hours, until the threat gives up and leaves. Honestly, a solid strategy for Mondays, meetings, family gatherings and the news. A hand-drawn black and white design for introverts, the chronically tired and everyone who is just waiting for this to be over. Designed in Kyiv, Ukraine.
Description: When life gets too loud, do what the opossum does. Faced with danger, an opossum simply collapses, goes limp and plays dead, sometimes for up to four hours, until the threat gives up and leaves. Honestly, a solid strategy for Mondays, meetings, family gatherings and the news. A hand-drawn black and white design for introverts, the chronically tired and everyone who is just waiting for this to be over. Designed in Kyiv, Ukraine.
Description: A funny whimsical illustration of fake dead opossum with "Fake Dead Opossum" written in Japanese around it. Kanji, hiragana, and katakana is used. Perhaps this T-shirt is a nod to the quirky and unexpected—a conversation starter that invites intrigue and laughter. Wear it proudly, and let the world wonder about the story behind this curious opossum resting peacefully on your chest. 🌿🌟👘
Description: This design connects the common opossum with one of nature’s smartest survival tricks—playing dead. The quote transforms this instinct into a darkly humorous symbol of strategy, deception, and streetwise survival. In the urban underworld, the opossum becomes a master of bluff, surviving not through strength but through convincing everyone the game is already over. It reflects resilience, adaptation, and the quiet intelligence of creatures underestimated by the world. Perfect for lovers of clever wildlife, dark humor, and symbolic animal designs.
Description: Step into the ultimate neighborhood hangout with this vintage-inspired dive bar . Featuring a tired opossum resting comfortably on a wooden barrel, this piece captures the authentic, laid-back spirit of late-night drinking and local nightlife culture. Perfect for anyone who loves spending time at their favorite watering hole.
Description: An opossum flat on its back with X-ed out eyes and its tongue out, under "Playing dead until Friday".
Playing Dead Until Friday Funny Opossum Possum Work Week Hat
by Bondoboxy
$12 $19
Description: Funny Thanksgiving opossum enjoying the ultimate post-dinner food coma after pumpkin pie and a huge holiday meal. “Dinner Complete. Playing Dead.” combines classic opossum humor with Thanksgiving dinner, fall animal comedy, pumpkin pie, and the very relatable after-dinner nap. A fun November design for opossum lovers, food lovers, Friendsgiving gatherings, and anyone who plans to eat first and move later.
Thanksgiving Opossum Food Coma - Dinner Complete Playing Dead Hat
by MOTIFOLK
$12 $19
Description: Im Not Dead Just Avoiding People Funny Opossum Introvert for introverts, homebodies, anti-social humor lovers, and opossum fans who prefer sleeping in over small talk.
Im Not Dead Just Avoiding People Funny Opossum Introvert Hat
by Vivid pop
$12 $19
Description: Capture an ongoing relatable mood with this classic "STILL Playing Dead Until This Is Over" design. Featuring a detailed woodcut-style black and white illustration of an opossum feigning sleep in the grass, this design is framed by massive bold text and a western headline stencil block layout. Ideal for collectors of minimalist animal art, deadpan humor slogans, and independent internet meme trends. The bold vintage headline typography style coordinates naturally with casual streetwear, skater fashion, or everyday lounge outfits. A solid choice for students, introverts, office workers, and fans of unique woodland creature art
Still Playing Dead Until This Is Over Funny Opossum Design Hat
by TF Brand
$12 $19
Description: Opossum Gym — Playing Dead, because sometimes there’s no pain, no gain, and absolutely no energy left. A funny vintage-inspired workout design for gym lovers, weightlifters, fitness enthusiasts, and anyone who has barely survived leg day. Perfect for gym humor, workout humor, weightlifting fans, and opossum lovers.
Opossum Gym Playing Dead No Pain No Gain Funny Workout T-Shirt Hat
by The.design.kitchen
$12 $19
Description: Funny and retro style artwork featuring a cool biker opossum wearing a leather jacket with "Stay Trashy" and a banana peel logo, standing next to a motorcycle Framed with the iconic quote "Live Fast Play Dead". Perfect gift for opossum lovers, trash animal meme fans, bikers, motorcycle enthusiasts, and lovers of funny dark humor
Opossum - Playing Dead Until This Is Over - Pow! Hat
by McDowell Creative Studio
$12 $19
Playing Dead Is Also A Strategy Funny Opossum Hat
by Lakeland Volunteers in Medicine (LVIM)
$12 $19
Description: A funny opossum wearing a skeleton costume playing dead next to a spilled trick-or-treat candy bucket in a traditional Japanese sumi-e ink style. The Japanese text "Shinda furi" translates to "playing dead." Perfect for opossum lovers, anime fans, and anyone who prefers to play dead to avoid responsibilities. A great pick for Halloween parties, fall festivals, or casual spooky season wear.
Vintage Samurai Opossum Playing Dead Japanese Halloween Art Hat
by VOILA
$12 $19
