Dead Opossum Merch
Description: Funny Possum shirt for friend that likes Opossums, Possums, Raccoon, Rat, marsupial, rodent and wildlife. Funny Three Opossums howling at the moon. Possums know how to live ugly. Three Possums and the Moon Funny Opossum Humor Parody design. Novelty Possum shirt for men women, girls boys who love Opossum, trash, Pet Owner of 3 Possums T-Shirt, Possum Meme, street cats, play dead, trash eater animal, scavenge trash, garbage eat, raiders
Three Opossums Howling at the Moon Funny Possum 3 Opossum Tapestry
by Vó Maria
$23 $30
Description: Perfect for anyone who loves opossums. It features a cute opossum curled in a ball. Great gift for Opossum lovers who want to show their love for their favorite spirit animal.
I Want To Curl Up In A Ball And Pretend I'm Dead Opossum Socks
by GoshWow
$14 $20
Description: Swaggy opossum surfing on a trash can lid | swag Funny Opossum Rainbow Surfing On A Dumpster Can Lid Searching For Trash, Burning, Dumpster Panda Summer Vibes Street Cats, Possum, Let's eat trash and get hit by a car cute, awesome, animal, colourful, fun, opossum Customers Also Search opossum masks, possum, animal, live ugly fake your death, vintage, opossums, animals, humor, opossum lover, ugly, death live ugly fake your death retroopossum funnyfake your deathlive uglyretro opossumvintage opossumopossum loverlive ugly fake your death opossumlive ugly fake your death retro vintageopossumpossum loversopossum loverslive ugly fake your deathpossum
Play Dead Later - Funny Swaggy Opossum T Shirt YOLO swag Rainbow Surfing On A Dumpster Can Lid Searching For Trash, Burning, Dumpster Panda Summer Vibes Street Cats Possum Shorts
by anycolordesigns
$21 $27
Description: When life gets too loud, do what the opossum does. Faced with danger, an opossum simply collapses, goes limp and plays dead, sometimes for up to four hours, until the threat gives up and leaves. Honestly, a solid strategy for Mondays, meetings, family gatherings and the news. A hand-drawn black and white design for introverts, the chronically tired and everyone who is just waiting for this to be over. Designed in Kyiv, Ukraine.
Playing Dead Until This Is Over – Funny Tired Opossum Phone Case
by RAIDO
$17 $23
Description: When life gets too loud, do what the opossum does. Faced with danger, an opossum simply collapses, goes limp and plays dead, sometimes for up to four hours, until the threat gives up and leaves. Honestly, a solid strategy for Mondays, meetings, family gatherings and the news. A hand-drawn black and white design for introverts, the chronically tired and everyone who is just waiting for this to be over. Designed in Kyiv, Ukraine.
Playing Dead Until This Is Over – Funny Tired Opossum Kids Hoodie
by RAIDO
$27 $36
Description: When life gets too loud, do what the opossum does. Faced with danger, an opossum simply collapses, goes limp and plays dead, sometimes for up to four hours, until the threat gives up and leaves. Honestly, a solid strategy for Mondays, meetings, family gatherings and the news. A hand-drawn black and white design for introverts, the chronically tired and everyone who is just waiting for this to be over. Designed in Kyiv, Ukraine.
Playing Dead Until This Is Over – Funny Tired Opossum Phone Case
by RAIDO
$17 $23
Description: When life gets too loud, do what the opossum does. Faced with danger, an opossum simply collapses, goes limp and plays dead, sometimes for up to four hours, until the threat gives up and leaves. Honestly, a solid strategy for Mondays, meetings, family gatherings and the news. A hand-drawn black and white design for introverts, the chronically tired and everyone who is just waiting for this to be over. Designed in Kyiv, Ukraine.
Playing Dead Until This Is Over – Funny Tired Opossum Socks
by RAIDO
$14 $20
Description: A funny whimsical illustration of fake dead opossum with "Fake Dead Opossum" written in Japanese around it. Kanji, hiragana, and katakana is used. Perhaps this T-shirt is a nod to the quirky and unexpected—a conversation starter that invites intrigue and laughter. Wear it proudly, and let the world wonder about the story behind this curious opossum resting peacefully on your chest. 🌿🌟👘
Description: This design connects the common opossum with one of nature’s smartest survival tricks—playing dead. The quote transforms this instinct into a darkly humorous symbol of strategy, deception, and streetwise survival. In the urban underworld, the opossum becomes a master of bluff, surviving not through strength but through convincing everyone the game is already over. It reflects resilience, adaptation, and the quiet intelligence of creatures underestimated by the world. Perfect for lovers of clever wildlife, dark humor, and symbolic animal designs.
Description: Retro sarcastic design featuring a tired opossum ignoring a ringing rotary phone. Ideal for call center agents and exhausted customer service staff.
Customer Support Is Playing Dead Funny Opossum Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by Ulrich Mair
$13 $19
Description: A scruffy opossum dramatically playing dead on its back with its tongue out beside a little flower, between retro "LIVE UGLY" and "Fake Your Death" lettering, with a worn vintage print texture.
Live Ugly Fake Your Death Retro Opossum Playing Dead Hoodie
by Bondoboxy
$32 $42
Description: Step into the ultimate neighborhood hangout with this vintage-inspired dive bar . Featuring a tired opossum resting comfortably on a wooden barrel, this piece captures the authentic, laid-back spirit of late-night drinking and local nightlife culture. Perfect for anyone who loves spending time at their favorite watering hole.
Description: An opossum flat on its back with X-ed out eyes and its tongue out, under "Playing dead until Friday".
Playing Dead Until Friday Funny Opossum Possum Work Week Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Bondoboxy
$16 $24
Description: Funny Thanksgiving opossum enjoying the ultimate post-dinner food coma after pumpkin pie and a huge holiday meal. “Dinner Complete. Playing Dead.” combines classic opossum humor with Thanksgiving dinner, fall animal comedy, pumpkin pie, and the very relatable after-dinner nap. A fun November design for opossum lovers, food lovers, Friendsgiving gatherings, and anyone who plans to eat first and move later.
Thanksgiving Opossum Food Coma - Dinner Complete Playing Dead Tapestry
by MOTIFOLK
$23 $30
Description: Opossum Gym — Playing Dead, because sometimes there’s no pain, no gain, and absolutely no energy left. A funny vintage-inspired workout design for gym lovers, weightlifters, fitness enthusiasts, and anyone who has barely survived leg day. Perfect for gym humor, workout humor, weightlifting fans, and opossum lovers.
Opossum Gym Playing Dead No Pain No Gain Funny Workout T-Shirt Shorts
by The.design.kitchen
$21 $27
Opossum and a funny opossum design depicting a dead person - with text Playing Dead Mood - Grunge Meme Tee Hoodie
by Kidenia
$32 $42
Playing Dead Is Also A Strategy Funny Opossum Bag
by Lakeland Volunteers in Medicine (LVIM)
$19 $24
Playing Dead Is Also A Strategy Funny Opossum Sticker
by AnanTouche
$3.15 $3.50
Dead Tired Still Running Opossum Night Run Club Posters and Art
by jar.tee
$10 $14
Opossum - Playing Dead Until This Is Over - Pow! Tank Top
by McDowell Creative Studio
$16 $21
Description: A funny opossum wearing a skeleton costume playing dead next to a spilled trick-or-treat candy bucket in a traditional Japanese sumi-e ink style. The Japanese text "Shinda furi" translates to "playing dead." Perfect for opossum lovers, anime fans, and anyone who prefers to play dead to avoid responsibilities. A great pick for Halloween parties, fall festivals, or casual spooky season wear.
Vintage Samurai Opossum Playing Dead Japanese Halloween Art Socks
by VOILA
$14 $20
Description: A hilarious opossum meme t-shirt featuring bold collage typography and hand-painted punk style, perfect for anyone who considers playing dead their ultimate workout.
Playing Dead Is My Cardio Funny Opossum Meme T-Shirt Design Card
by Kidenia
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny opossum playing dead as a traditional Japanese Yurei ghost in a vintage sumi-e ink style. Perfect for opossum lovers, anime fans, and anyone who prefers to play dead to avoid responsibilities. A great pick for Halloween, spooky season, or casual everyday wear.
Vintage Ghost Opossum Playing Dead Japanese Yurei Art Pin
by VOILA
$3.00 $3.25
Description: For anyone whose response to chaos is simply playing dead, this design says it all. Playing Dead Until This Is Over combines possum humor with funny opossum attitude and is perfect for animal meme lovers who enjoy chaotic, sarcastic, and relatable animal comedy.
Playing Dead Until This Is Over Chaotic Opossum Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Redgiant87x
$28 $35
Description: Playing Dead Until This Is Over captures the ultimate funny opossum attitude. A hilarious choice for fans of possum humor, animal memes, sarcastic jokes, and animal meme lovers who know that sometimes pretending everything is fine is the best strategy.
Playing Dead Until This Is Over Funny Opossum Card
by Redgiant87x
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cartoon opossum is depicted on a purple mat, performing an exercise. It wears an orange headband and armbands, and green legwarmers. The text 'DEAD BUG MASTER' is displayed prominently below the opossum.
Opossum Exercising "DEAD BUG MASTER" Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by GRAPHIC CHARCOAL DARK
$13 $19
