Discworld Hats

Description: Coffee so strong it will make you knurd

Description: My grim squeaker concept painting inspired by english fantasy books.

Description: My concept of the grim squeaker from imagination

Description: The official, highly battered badge of the Night Watch. Wear this and maybe the Patrician will pretend you don't exist.

Description: A deadpan handling notice advising staff how to approach animated luggage without losing fingers or composure.

Description: A raucous tavern sign for one of the city’s most infamous drinking establishments, equal parts charm and chaos.

Description: A deceptively refined etiquette card from a very expensive guild where polish, discretion, and punctuality matter.

Description: A cheerful philatelic club emblem celebrating stamps, sorted mail, and the miracle of letters arriving eventually.

Description: A collegiate crest for students, lunch-break philosophers, and accidental practitioners of unstable magic.

Description: The legendary Ankh-Morpork watering hole's official sign, featuring a stitched-together drum and its famous, legally dubious motto.

Description: A vintage product label for the most infamous street food in the multiverse. Guaranteed to be hot, cheap, and statistically unlikely to be pork.

Description: A clean service emblem for the famous clacks-style long-distance message network connecting cities by tower.

Description: A gleeful retail label for a novelty shop specializing in prank supplies, odd smells, and general social disturbance.

Description: A safety notice from the premier magical academic institution, warning patrons of the severe consequences of misidentifying the ape in charge.

Description: A vintage travel sticker for a very specific type of wooden trunk that has a habit of eating innocent bystanders and following its owner through time.