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Big Sally's Klatchian Coffee Socks
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Description: Coffee so strong it will make you knurd

Tags: ankh morpork, caffeine addict, coffee, coffee klatch, coffee lover
The Grim Squeaker Socks
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Description: My grim squeaker concept painting inspired by english fantasy books.

Tags: books, character art, concept art, fantasy art, goth

The Grim Squeaker Socks

by Harleys Print Pagoda

$20

The Grim Squeaker Socks
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Description: My concept of the grim squeaker from imagination

Tags: death, discworld, goth art, gothic, grim reaper halloween

The Grim Squeaker Socks

by Harleys Print Pagoda

$20

Flat Earth in Motion – Cosmic Turtle Theory Socks

Description: A tongue-in-cheek tribute to ancient cosmic myths and interstellar speed. This design blends the flat Earth fantasy with elephants, waterfalls, and one badass space turtle. For fans of Discworld, satire, and absurd science.

Tags: ancient myth, cosmic turtle, discworld parody, elephants holding earth, flat earth
XIII — Death: The Appointment Socks
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Description: Death is treated as work, not horror: a scythe slices one hourglass thread and the severed line immediately curls into a small green shoot. A white horse hoofprint and cat silhouette keep the Discworld anchor present without relying on a portrait.

Tags: cat, comic fantasy, death, discworld, hourglass
IV — The Emperor: The Empty Chair Socks

Description: Authority appears through absence: an empty severe chair sits above a crooked city map pinned by a single black chess king. The Emperor card turns control, patience and systems into a still-life rather than a ruler portrait.

Tags: ankh morpork, chess king, city map, civic power, discworld
City Watch Night Shift Socks
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Description: The official, highly battered badge of the Night Watch. Wear this and maybe the Patrician will pretend you don't exist.

Tags: city watch, crest design, dented, discworld, fantasy police
The Mended Drum Tavern Sign Socks
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Description: A raucous tavern sign for one of the city’s most infamous drinking establishments, equal parts charm and chaos.

Tags: ankh morpork, city nightlife, discworld, distressed pri, fantasy pub
Luggage Handling Safety Notice Socks
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Description: A deadpan handling notice advising staff how to approach animated luggage without losing fingers or composure.

Tags: discworld, fantasy humor, luggage, practical sign, safety notice
VII — The Chariot: Luggage Has Priority Socks
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Description: The Chariot becomes unstoppable motion: a brass-bound chest on dozens of tiny legs charges through two contradictory signposts while a battered wizard hat is dragged in its wake. Momentum wins over navigation.

Tags: chariot, comic fa, discworld, luggage, rincewind
XI — Justice: Boots on the Scale Socks
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Description: Justice is weighed from street level: one pan holds a pair of worn watch boots, the other a polished crown and purse of coins. The scuffed boots sit lower, turning lived experience into the measure of fairness.

Tags: ankh morpork, boots theory, city watch, coins, crown
XIX — The Sun: Truth in Print Socks

Description: A hand press opens like a sunrise, with its platen and type forms sending readable rays of blank paper across a crooked city. The Sun becomes clarity made public: illumination as printing, circulation and facts reaching the street.

Tags: ankh morpork, clarity, discworld, journalism, newspaper

XIX — The Sun: Truth in Print Socks

by agea

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Assassins Guild Etiquette Card Socks
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Description: A deceptively refined etiquette card from a very expensive guild where polish, discretion, and punctuality matter.

Tags: assassins guild, black humor, calling card, discworld, etiquette card
Dibbler's Meat Pies Socks
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Description: A vintage product label for the most infamous street food in the multiverse. Guaranteed to be hot, cheap, and statistically unlikely to be pork.

Tags: ankh morpork, dark comedy, discworld, fake product label, merchan
Mended Drum Tavern Sign Socks
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Description: The legendary Ankh-Morpork watering hole's official sign, featuring a stitched-together drum and its famous, legally dubious motto.

Tags: ankh morpork, book merch, dark humor, discworld, pub sign
Ankh-Morpork Postal Service Stamp Club Socks
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Description: A cheerful philatelic club emblem celebrating stamps, sorted mail, and the miracle of letters arriving eventually.

Tags: civic nostalgia, club emblem, discworld, fantasy city, post office
Unseen University Student Commons Crest Socks
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Description: A collegiate crest for students, lunch-break philosophers, and accidental practitioners of unstable magic.

Tags: academic fantasy, collegiate, discworld, student crest, subtle fan
Grand Trunk Semaphore Service Emblem Socks

Description: A clean service emblem for the famous clacks-style long-distance message network connecting cities by tower.

Tags: clacks, com, discworld, fantasy industry, messaging network
Unseen Library Warning Socks
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Description: A safety notice from the premier magical academic institution, warning patrons of the severe consequences of misidentifying the ape in charge.

Tags: discworld, funny safety sign, magical warning, occult academia, orangutan librarian
Boffo’s Delight Joke Shop Label Socks
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Description: A gleeful retail label for a novelty shop specializing in prank supplies, odd smells, and general social disturbance.

Tags: boffo, discworld, fantasy city, humor, joke shop
V — The Hierophant: Small Voice, Large Temple Socks
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Description: A monumental temple façade nearly fills the card, but the only living sign of belief is a tiny tortoise at the threshold beside one human footprint. The Hierophant becomes a tension between institution and actual faith.

Tags: belief, discworld, hierophant, institution, philosophy
Sapient Luggage Tag Socks
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Description: A vintage travel sticker for a very specific type of wooden trunk that has a habit of eating innocent bystanders and following its owner through time.

Tags: discworld, fantasy tourist, funny decal, magic luggage, retro tourism
III — The Empress: Lancre in Bloom Socks

Description: The Empress is domestic magic made fertile: a black cooking pot sends out apple branches, herbs, broom-bristles and a curling cat tail in one living crown. Abundance comes from work, land and practical witchcraft rather than royal glamour.

Tags: apple tree, cat, cauldron, discworld, empress

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