Mars Bar Hats

Description: It's not how fast you can go, the force goes into the flow!

Description: It's not how fast you can chew, the force is inside of you!

Description: Groovy 1970s nostalgia space illustration featuring a happy chocolate-covered astronaut bear on the Martian surface holding a chocolate bar next to a "Mars Candy Co." sign. Framed by the classic retro playground rhyme typography reading "I Go To Mars To Get More Candy Bars. You Go To Jupiter To Get More Stupider." Perfect gift for space enthusiasts, chocolate lovers, sci-fi geeks, and fans of retro 70s humor.

Description: Kendrick Lamar meets Mars Bar in my candy rappers series.

Description: Cute fun green Martian eating an Earth candy bar satire is perfect for space lovers and satire lovers and pun lovers.

Description: Vintage-style distressed design of the discontinued 1990s chocolate peanut butter candy bar, PB Max.

Description: Rush albums, go around the world!