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May you stub your pinky toe on your bed in the middle of the night! Hat
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Description: It happens to the best of us, and I sincerely hope it happens to the rest of you too.

Tags: anti social, humor, kawaii, malicious, mean

May you stub your pinky toe on your bed in the middle of the night! Hat

by No good wishes

$12 $19

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Wishing You A Mild But Persistent Headache - Spiteful Kawaii Cloud Hat
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Description: Know someone who suddenly stops walking in the middle of a busy sidewalk? A loud chewer? A neighbor who thinks Saturday morning is the perfect time for cutting their grass? Misery is universal, and should be spread to everyone lacking common decency. This cute but entirely spiteful little cloud says exactly what it's thinking when dealing with these blessed ignorants: wishing them a mild, but absolutely persistent headache.

Tags: antisocial, antisocial gift, burnout, coworker, cute but psycho

Wishing You A Mild But Persistent Headache - Spiteful Kawaii Cloud Hat

by No good wishes

$12 $19

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i am not the bigger person i will curse your bloodline Hat

Description: i am not the bigger person i will curse your bloodline

Tags: bloodline curse gift, curse humor gift, petty humor gift, witch attitude, witch attitude gift

i am not the bigger person i will curse your bloodline Hat

by desarts

$12 $19

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i am not the bigger person i will curse your bloodline Hat

Description: i am not the bigger person i will curse your bloodline

Tags: gothic sass, occult attitude, petty humor, petty witch, witch curse

i am not the bigger person i will curse your bloodline Hat

by desarts

$12 $19

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May The Fleas Of A Thousand Camels Infest The Crotch Of The Person Who Screws Up Your Day Hat

Description: An old-school curse with a modern sense of humor. This exaggerated, tongue-in-cheek line is perfect for anyone who deals with daily annoyances using sarcasm instead of rage. Bold, dramatic, and clearly meant as a joke, it delivers dark humor without taking itself too seriously. Great for fans of over-the-top sayings, witty insults, and letting off steam with laughter instead of stress

Tags: ancient curse humor, dark humor saying, funny insult joke, petty revenge joke, sarcastic curse quote

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