Petty Curse Hats
Description: It happens to the best of us, and I sincerely hope it happens to the rest of you too.
May you stub your pinky toe on your bed in the middle of the night! Hat
by No good wishes
$12 $19
Description: Know someone who suddenly stops walking in the middle of a busy sidewalk? A loud chewer? A neighbor who thinks Saturday morning is the perfect time for cutting their grass? Misery is universal, and should be spread to everyone lacking common decency. This cute but entirely spiteful little cloud says exactly what it's thinking when dealing with these blessed ignorants: wishing them a mild, but absolutely persistent headache.
Wishing You A Mild But Persistent Headache - Spiteful Kawaii Cloud Hat
by No good wishes
$12 $19
i am not the bigger person i will curse your bloodline Hat
by desarts
$12 $19
i am not the bigger person i will curse your bloodline Hat
by desarts
$12 $19
Description: An old-school curse with a modern sense of humor. This exaggerated, tongue-in-cheek line is perfect for anyone who deals with daily annoyances using sarcasm instead of rage. Bold, dramatic, and clearly meant as a joke, it delivers dark humor without taking itself too seriously. Great for fans of over-the-top sayings, witty insults, and letting off steam with laughter instead of stress
May The Fleas Of A Thousand Camels Infest The Crotch Of The Person Who Screws Up Your Day Hat
by IAZ PIXEL - Te enseña
$12 $19