Petty Curse Socks

Description: Know someone who suddenly stops walking in the middle of a busy sidewalk? A loud chewer? A neighbor who thinks Saturday morning is the perfect time for cutting their grass? Misery is universal, and should be spread to everyone lacking common decency. This cute but entirely spiteful little cloud says exactly what it's thinking when dealing with these blessed ignorants: wishing them a mild, but absolutely persistent headache.

Description: An old-school curse with a modern sense of humor. This exaggerated, tongue-in-cheek line is perfect for anyone who deals with daily annoyances using sarcasm instead of rage. Bold, dramatic, and clearly meant as a joke, it delivers dark humor without taking itself too seriously. Great for fans of over-the-top sayings, witty insults, and letting off steam with laughter instead of stress