Sever Hats
Description: A t-shirt featuring the iconic Lumon Industries logo from Severance, complete with its minimalist corporate globe and the drop inside the “O”. The design channels a retro-futuristic '70s aesthetic—cold, impersonal, and subtly sinister—perfectly echoing the show’s commentary on workplace culture. Ideal for fans who appreciate dystopian satire wrapped in sleek, corporate branding. Printed in clean serif typography and available in monochrome or navy blue for a minimalist, authentic look. Wear it to work... or to your severed office.
Description: A visual representation of a pain scale using snowmen in various states of distress. The design shows six snowmen, each with text indicating a pain level: 'NO PAIN', 'MILD PAIN', 'MODERATE', 'SEVER PAIN', 'VERY SEVERAE PAIN', and 'WORST PAIN POSSIBLE'. The snowmen exhibit different accessories and expressions to depict each pain level, including a hat, earmuffs, an ice pack, a scarf, a thermometer, and melting.
Description: A humorous visual displaying four snowmen with varying expressions representing different levels of pain, from 'No Pain' to 'Worst Severe Possible'. Each snowman wears a red Santa hat and a blue scarf. Snowflakes are scattered around the scene. The final stage shows a melting snowman.
Description: Dive into the intriguing world of macrodata refinement with this minimalist design. Featuring the iconic Lumon logo and the phrase 'MACRODATA REFINEMENT,' this piece captures the essence of mystery and corporate sophistication. Perfect for fans of complex narratives and those who appreciate clean, modern aesthetics.
Description: What exactly does Lumon recycle? This design features a stylized ink line globe in Lumon's signature blue, adorned with the puzzling phrase "Lumon Recycles!" Does it hint at the company's true purpose, or is it a meaningless slogan? The answer, like Lumon itself, remains shrouded in secrecy. Are you an innie ready to crack the Lumon code?
