Sever T-Shirts
Description: A t-shirt featuring the iconic Lumon Industries logo from Severance, complete with its minimalist corporate globe and the drop inside the “O”. The design channels a retro-futuristic '70s aesthetic—cold, impersonal, and subtly sinister—perfectly echoing the show’s commentary on workplace culture. Ideal for fans who appreciate dystopian satire wrapped in sleek, corporate branding. Printed in clean serif typography and available in monochrome or navy blue for a minimalist, authentic look. Wear it to work... or to your severed office.
Description: A visual representation of a pain scale using snowmen in various states of distress. The design shows six snowmen, each with text indicating a pain level: 'NO PAIN', 'MILD PAIN', 'MODERATE', 'SEVER PAIN', 'VERY SEVERAE PAIN', and 'WORST PAIN POSSIBLE'. The snowmen exhibit different accessories and expressions to depict each pain level, including a hat, earmuffs, an ice pack, a scarf, a thermometer, and melting.
Description: A visual representation of a pain scale using turkeys. Six different turkeys are depicted with varying expressions and contexts, representing levels from 'NO PAIN' to 'WORST POSSIBLE'. Text labels correspond to each turkey's status.
Description: A humorous visual displaying four snowmen with varying expressions representing different levels of pain, from 'No Pain' to 'Worst Severe Possible'. Each snowman wears a red Santa hat and a blue scarf. Snowflakes are scattered around the scene. The final stage shows a melting snowman.
Description: Dive into the enigmatic world of Severance with this minimalist yet thought-provoking design. Featuring the iconic "UNKNOWN UNKNOWN DELAWARE UNKNOWN UNKNOWN" text, this design is a must-have for fans who appreciate the show's mysterious undertones.
