Special Snowflake Hats
Description: We here at Authentic American think the online insult “snowflake” is pretty funny. Snowflakes are part of the Earth’s endless and enduring water cycle, an amazing process of evaporation and transpiration, condensation, precipitation, and infiltration. It has carried on — with or without us humans — for millennia. There is no matter or energy lost in this world, and there is something comforting in that. A snowflake melting, rather than a display of weakness, is actually a fascinating display of transmutation. We embrace the title, just as we embrace scientific fact and humankind’s inevitable progress. We designed this tee for lovers of snowflakes, science and truth.
Description: Everybody in this world is a special and unique snowflake that deserves participation trophies and constant reassurance they're perfect just the way they are, no matter what imperfections get in everyone else's way. Show off how proud you are to receive your mandatory prize. - white text version
Description: Everybody in this world is a special and unique snowflake that deserves participation trophies and constant reassurance they're perfect just the way they are, no matter what imperfections get in everyone else's way. Show off how proud you are to receive your mandatory prize. - black text version
