Everybody in this world is a special and unique snowflake that deserves participation trophies and constant reassurance they're perfect just the way they are, no matter what imperfections get in everyone else's way. Show off how proud you are to receive your mandatory prize. - white text version
Tags: snowflake, snowflakes, special-snowflake, snowflake-award, participation-trophy
Don’t you worry one bit you special snowflake you. The C.E.O of feelings is gonna make everything all nice and comfy and safe for everyone and then you won’t have deal with anything. Anything at all.
Tags: participation-trophy, snowflake-award, special-snowflake, participation-award, satire