Stealing Hats
Description: A calm little ghost with a sensor patch on its side gets caught with a handful of candy from its pumpkin bucket and explains, "I'm Not Stealing Candy, I'm Treating a Low." Made for kids and grown-ups living with diabetes who keep a low snack stash, plus the parents who know Halloween candy has a very important job. A fun pick for trick-or-treat night, Halloween parties, or Diabetes Awareness Month in November.
I'm Not Stealing Candy I'm Treating a Low Funny Diabetes Halloween Ghost with CGM Sensor and Trick or Treat Bucket, Diabetic Awareness Hat
by SmashYou Warllow
$12 $19
Description: A wide-eyed golden retriever in a Santa hat bursts through a cracked wall with an entire glazed holiday ham in its mouth, pineapple ring and cherry still on top, insisting Santa gave full permission. Made for dog moms, dog dads, and anyone whose pup has ever raided the Christmas dinner table. A funny Christmas gift for golden retriever lovers, Secret Santa swaps, and holiday parties.
Santa Said I Could Golden Retriever in Santa Hat Stealing Christmas Ham Retro Pop Art Funny Christmas Gift Hat
by SmashYou Warllow
$12 $19
Description: A cheeky retro cartoon elf waves to his phone on a glowing ring light stand while sneakily swiping a cookie from the plate behind his back, livestreaming his way straight onto the naughty list. Made for content creators, social media addicts, and anyone who documents every holiday moment, even the questionable ones. A funny Christmas gift for influencers, streamers, teens, and Secret Santa swaps.
Naughty List Influencer Funny Retro Rubber Hose Christmas Elf Filming with Ring Light While Stealing Cookie Xmas Gift Hat
by SmashYou Warllow
$12 $19
Description: "A reminder for the digital age." Make a bold statement with this "If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing" quote design. Inspired by the ongoing fight for digital rights, physical media preservation, and consumer choice against streaming platform service agreements. Perfect for software engineers, gamers, tech geeks, VHS collectors, and anyone who believes that if you pay for content, it should belong to you forever. Whether you're a defender of the open internet, a fan of retro data archival, or just frustrated with disappearing digital movies, this techno-political protest design is a must-have for the modern rebel. Seed the truth! PHYSICAL MEDIA FOREVER!
If Buying Isnt Owning Piracy Isnt Stealing T-Shirt Keep Calm Digital Rights Media Reform Art Hat
by MalcolmDesigns Retro Merch | Movies | Retrogaming | Saturday Morning Cartoons | Computers
$12 $19
Description: Phish's three-night run in Charleston, South Carolina finished up a very special fall tour. Early in the second set of the final show came Stealing Time From the Faulty Plan... You may not have a Clif bar and some cold green tea, but you very well may have a blank space where your mind should be!! Isn't it lovely?
Description: A cyborg crow with a glowing orange robot eye and chrome talons rips into an ear of corn in "Surveillance Bird," flanked by a "Bird-Unit-13" ID tag, drone schematics, a "Corn Theft Algorithm Engaged" readout and a "Drone Protocol // Stealing Car Coins and Corn" banner under spiky chrome lettering. Paranoid, punchy and built for anyone who suspects the birds are watching. A fun pick for crow and raven lovers, conspiracy-humor fans, drone geeks, or anyone who has lost a snack to a bird.
Surveillance Bird Cyborg Crow Robot Eye Drone Stealing Corn Chrome Metal Lettering Conspiracy Humor Hat
by Fisheyed Graphics
$12 $19
Description: "A reminder for the digital age." Make a bold statement with this "If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing" quote design. Inspired by the ongoing fight for digital rights, physical media preservation, and consumer choice against streaming platform service agreements. Perfect for software engineers, gamers, tech geeks, VHS collectors, and anyone who believes that if you pay for content, it should belong to you forever. Whether you're a defender of the open internet, a fan of retro data archival, or just frustrated with disappearing digital movies, this techno-political protest design is a must-have for the modern rebel. Seed the truth! PHYSICAL MEDIA FOREVER!
If Buying Isnt Owning Piracy Isnt Stealing T-Shirt | Digital Rights Media Reform Art Hat
by MalcolmDesigns Retro Merch | Movies | Retrogaming | Saturday Morning Cartoons | Computers
$12 $19
Description: Tired of Trump Money Stealing T-Shirt Bold Political Statement, I'm Tired Of Waking Up Every Day To News Of How Much More Money Trump Is Stealing
Tired of Trump Money Stealing T-Shirt Bold Political Statement, I'm Tired Of Waking Up Every Day To News Of How Much More Money Trump Is Stealing Hat
by Rsmwtsna
$12 $19
Description: A distressed retro-style Halloween illustration showing a playful dog racing through a spooky landscape while a skeleton chases after him. Great for fans of vintage Halloween art, dogs, skeletons, and classic spooky aesthetics.
Funny Goldendoodle Dog Stealing Bone from Skeleton Halloween Retro Spooky Dog with Bone Hat
by JBHassan
$12 $19
Description: Funny pet owner humor for dog owners and cat owners. Perfect for animal lovers with a mischievous food thief pet. Features the complete text I Don't Mind Stealing Bread.
I Don't Mind Stealing Bread Funny Pet Humor Dog Cat Owner Gift Hat
by xmillionpunks
$12 $19
Description: Distressed vintage typography design featuring a aviator-goggled ferret driving a purple retro hot rod loaded with puzzle pieces and the funny quote "Get In, Loser. We're Stealing The Corner Pieces." Perfect gift for jigsaw puzzle addicts, ferret owners, and retro car enthusiasts.
Get In Loser We're Stealing The Corner Pieces - Ferret Jigsaw Puzzle Vintage Hat
by Fisheyed Graphics
$12 $19
Description: A funny Halloween design featuring a mischievous German Shepherd stealing a bone from a skeleton. Combining classic canine behavior with spooky skeleton imagery, this playful scene delivers a hilarious mix of dog humor and Halloween chaos. A quirky concept for German Shepherd enthusiasts, dog lovers, spooky season fans, and anyone who enjoys skeleton jokes, creepy-cute animal artwork, and mischievous canine comedy.
German Shepherd Stealing Skeleton Bone Halloween Hat
by Rebellion Arts
$12 $19
Description: Sly red fox sprinting away with a huge stack of colorful frosted donuts, crumbs flying everywhere and a guilty grin on its face. Bold “I Saw It First” design perfect for donut lovers, fox fans, and anyone who claims the last treat before anyone else can.
I Saw It First Sneaky Fox Stealing Donuts Funny Food Pun Hat
by Creature Comforts
$12 $19
Description: Funny Halloween Goldendoodle design featuring a playful dog stealing a skeleton bone. Perfect for Goldendoodle lovers, dog moms, dog dads, and anyone who loves spooky pet humor.
Funny Goldendoodle Stealing Skeleton Bone Halloween Dog Hat
by StrangeThreads
$12 $19
Description: Every cat owner knows this struggle! Features a hilarious orange tabby cat making off with a giant cooked turkey leg right off the Thanksgiving feast table, complete with mashed potatoes, pie, and cranberry sauce framed with 'HAPPY THANKSGIVING' top and bottom banners. The ultimate funny t-shirt, hoodie, sweatshirt, tote bag, or sticker gift for cat lovers, cat moms, cat dads, and Thanksgiving dinner hosts!
Happy Thanksgiving Funny Cute Stealing Turkey Leg Dinner Autumn Feast Cat Lover Hat
by Artzy
$12 $19
Description: A funny dark humor illustration featuring a dog running away with a skeleton's spine alongside the pun, "I've Got Your Back." Perfect for dog owners, puppy lovers, border collie fans, and anyone who appreciates witty puns and spooky Halloween vibes. Whether you're dressing up for Halloween season, walking your dog, or hanging out with fellow pet lovers, this clever design is sure to get laughs and spark conversations wherever you go.
I've Got Your Back Funny Dog Stealing Skeleton Spine Halloween Dark Humor Hat
by Pink Ocean
$12 $19
Description: Cute and funny Halloween design featuring a Goldendoodle running away with a bone from a skeleton. Ideal apparel for Goldendoodle lovers, dog moms, and dog dads during spooky season.
Funny Goldendoodle Stealing Bone Skeleton Halloween Hat
by Sindre Holte
$12 $19
Description: Looking for the ultimate funny appreciation gift for an ICU nurse, critical care nurse, or nursing student? This retro typography design features a heartbeat EKG line and the witty tagline "Saving Lives & Stealing Snacks", making it the perfect piece of nursing humor for long shifts or Nurses Week.
Funny ICU Nurse Saving Lives And Stealing Snacks Vintage Hat
by VinsendDraconi
$12 $19
Description: Laugh out loud with this hilarious daily chore crossover. This graphic features a minimalist checkout aisle over a retro aesthetic capturing the baseball spirit. The perfect gift for husbands, fathers, or National Supermarket Month.
Stealing Bases - Retro Supermarket for Baseball Dads MAY-385 Hat
by Animangapoi
$12 $19
Get in Loser Were Stealing Christmas , Funny Holiday Gift Hat
by William Ink
$12 $19
Black Labrador Dog Stealing Bone from Skeleton Funny Halloween Hat
by Animal buny
$12 $19
Description: Show your love for your English Setter with this funny dog mom design featuring cool English Setters wearing sunglasses and the quote I'm A Heart Stealing Farts Blasting Cuddle Demanding Treat Loving English Setter And I Love My Mom. Perfect gift for English Setter moms, dog lovers, and pet owners.
English Setter Mom Heart Stealing Funny Dog Lover Sunglasses Hat
by Rua stino
$12 $19
Description: Humorous Halloween cartoon illustration depicting a mischievous Cavalier King Charles Spaniel dog running away with a bone while a clumsy skeleton chases after it in a graveyard. Playful pet artwork print. Great gift for Halloween. Ideal t-shirt, hoodie, sticker, and mug.
Funny Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Stealing Bone From Skeleton Hat
by Salsa Malta Verda
$12 $19
Description: Share hilarious pet gas humor with this Stealing Hearts & Blasting Farts English Bulldog design. Featuring witty typography paired with an adorable puppy illustration, this playful apparel is perfect for fans of funny puppy humor, gassy dog jokes, and wrinkly face dogs. Grab this humorous graphic tee, cute dog t-shirt, and witty present for dog lovers today!
Stealing Hearts And Blasting Farts Funny English Bulldog Art Hat
by Mlc.artcreations
$12 $19
Description: A mischievous green Grinch in a Santa hat sneaks across a snowy village with his dog, presents, and chimney beneath "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year" and "We're Stealing Christmas." Made for Grinch fans and holiday lovers during Christmas parties and winter celebrations.
Grinch Stealing Christmas Winter Village Holiday Humor Hat
by Statecolors
$12 $19
Description: A guilty-eyed beagle in a chef's hat eyes a plate of cookies with zero remorse. Witty and charming, this design speaks to anyone who knows exactly who ate the last cookie.
Trust No One Design – Sneaky Chef Beagle Art Hat
by Luminari Creations
$12 $19
Description: A hilarious Halloween design featuring a mischievous German Shepherd stealing a bone from a skeleton. Perfect for German Shepherd owners, dog lovers, and anyone who enjoys playful pet humor mixed with spooky-season fun. A funny combination of dog chaos, skeletons, and classic Halloween vibes.
German Shepherd Stealing Bone from Skeleton Funny Halloween Hat
by HROB_ARTs
$12 $19