Stealing T-Shirts
Description: A calm little ghost with a sensor patch on its side gets caught with a handful of candy from its pumpkin bucket and explains, "I'm Not Stealing Candy, I'm Treating a Low." Made for kids and grown-ups living with diabetes who keep a low snack stash, plus the parents who know Halloween candy has a very important job. A fun pick for trick-or-treat night, Halloween parties, or Diabetes Awareness Month in November.
Description: A wide-eyed golden retriever in a Santa hat bursts through a cracked wall with an entire glazed holiday ham in its mouth, pineapple ring and cherry still on top, insisting Santa gave full permission. Made for dog moms, dog dads, and anyone whose pup has ever raided the Christmas dinner table. A funny Christmas gift for golden retriever lovers, Secret Santa swaps, and holiday parties.
Description: A cheeky retro cartoon elf waves to his phone on a glowing ring light stand while sneakily swiping a cookie from the plate behind his back, livestreaming his way straight onto the naughty list. Made for content creators, social media addicts, and anyone who documents every holiday moment, even the questionable ones. A funny Christmas gift for influencers, streamers, teens, and Secret Santa swaps.
Description: "A reminder for the digital age." Make a bold statement with this "If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing" quote design. Inspired by the ongoing fight for digital rights, physical media preservation, and consumer choice against streaming platform service agreements. Perfect for software engineers, gamers, tech geeks, VHS collectors, and anyone who believes that if you pay for content, it should belong to you forever. Whether you're a defender of the open internet, a fan of retro data archival, or just frustrated with disappearing digital movies, this techno-political protest design is a must-have for the modern rebel. Seed the truth! PHYSICAL MEDIA FOREVER!
If Buying Isnt Owning Piracy Isnt Stealing T-Shirt Keep Calm Digital Rights Media Reform Art T-Shirt
by MalcolmDesigns Retro Merch | Movies | Retrogaming | Saturday Morning Cartoons | Computers
$24
Description: Phish's three-night run in Charleston, South Carolina finished up a very special fall tour. Early in the second set of the final show came Stealing Time From the Faulty Plan... You may not have a Clif bar and some cold green tea, but you very well may have a blank space where your mind should be!! Isn't it lovely?
Description: A cyborg crow with a glowing orange robot eye and chrome talons rips into an ear of corn in "Surveillance Bird," flanked by a "Bird-Unit-13" ID tag, drone schematics, a "Corn Theft Algorithm Engaged" readout and a "Drone Protocol // Stealing Car Coins and Corn" banner under spiky chrome lettering. Paranoid, punchy and built for anyone who suspects the birds are watching. A fun pick for crow and raven lovers, conspiracy-humor fans, drone geeks, or anyone who has lost a snack to a bird.
Description: "A reminder for the digital age." Make a bold statement with this "If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing" quote design. Inspired by the ongoing fight for digital rights, physical media preservation, and consumer choice against streaming platform service agreements. Perfect for software engineers, gamers, tech geeks, VHS collectors, and anyone who believes that if you pay for content, it should belong to you forever. Whether you're a defender of the open internet, a fan of retro data archival, or just frustrated with disappearing digital movies, this techno-political protest design is a must-have for the modern rebel. Seed the truth! PHYSICAL MEDIA FOREVER!
If Buying Isnt Owning Piracy Isnt Stealing T-Shirt | Digital Rights Media Reform Art T-Shirt
by MalcolmDesigns Retro Merch | Movies | Retrogaming | Saturday Morning Cartoons | Computers
$24
Description: Distressed vintage typography design featuring a aviator-goggled ferret driving a purple retro hot rod loaded with puzzle pieces and the funny quote "Get In, Loser. We're Stealing The Corner Pieces." Perfect gift for jigsaw puzzle addicts, ferret owners, and retro car enthusiasts.
Get In Loser We're Stealing The Corner Pieces - Ferret Jigsaw Puzzle Vintage T-Shirt
by Fisheyed Graphics
$24
Description: A funny Halloween design featuring a mischievous German Shepherd stealing a bone from a skeleton. Combining classic canine behavior with spooky skeleton imagery, this playful scene delivers a hilarious mix of dog humor and Halloween chaos. A quirky concept for German Shepherd enthusiasts, dog lovers, spooky season fans, and anyone who enjoys skeleton jokes, creepy-cute animal artwork, and mischievous canine comedy.
Description: Every baseball fan knows what it means to get caught stealing—but this player took the phrase a little too literally. Featuring a handcuffed skeleton ballplayer standing beside a stolen base sealed in an evidence bag, this design turns one of baseball's most common plays into a visual pun. Perfect for players, coaches, scorekeepers, and fans who appreciate clever baseball humor, dad jokes, and sports puns. Whether you live for stolen bases or just love wordplay, this shirt is sure to get laughs at the ballpark.
Description: Sly red fox sprinting away with a huge stack of colorful frosted donuts, crumbs flying everywhere and a guilty grin on its face. Bold “I Saw It First” design perfect for donut lovers, fox fans, and anyone who claims the last treat before anyone else can.
Description: Every cat owner knows this struggle! Features a hilarious orange tabby cat making off with a giant cooked turkey leg right off the Thanksgiving feast table, complete with mashed potatoes, pie, and cranberry sauce framed with 'HAPPY THANKSGIVING' top and bottom banners. The ultimate funny t-shirt, hoodie, sweatshirt, tote bag, or sticker gift for cat lovers, cat moms, cat dads, and Thanksgiving dinner hosts!
Description: A funny dark humor illustration featuring a dog running away with a skeleton's spine alongside the pun, "I've Got Your Back." Perfect for dog owners, puppy lovers, border collie fans, and anyone who appreciates witty puns and spooky Halloween vibes. Whether you're dressing up for Halloween season, walking your dog, or hanging out with fellow pet lovers, this clever design is sure to get laughs and spark conversations wherever you go.
Description: Add some spooky humor to your Halloween with this hilarious artwork! Featuring a cute cute Yorkshire Terrier running away with a bone while a frantic skeleton chases after it in a spooky graveyard. Perfect for Yorkie owners, dog lovers, skeleton humor fans, and anyone who loves funny Halloween designs. Makes a fantastic gift for Yorkie moms, Yorkie dads, and pet lovers to wear during spooky season, trick-or-treating, or Halloween parties! Great on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, tote bags, and mugs.
Description: Looking for the ultimate funny appreciation gift for an ICU nurse, critical care nurse, or nursing student? This retro typography design features a heartbeat EKG line and the witty tagline "Saving Lives & Stealing Snacks", making it the perfect piece of nursing humor for long shifts or Nurses Week.
Description: Capture pure winter mischief with this hilarious vintage-style design featuring an excited husky taking a selfie while proudly holding a snowman's stolen carrot nose. Set against a snowy backdrop, the background snowman looks utterly distraught with his missing nose, top hat, and red plaid scarf. This playful and witty artwork is the ultimate conversation starter for dog owners, husky lovers, and anyone who appreciates a great snow-day meme.
Funny Husky Selfie Stealing Snowman Carrot Nose Winter Meme T-Shirt
by LillyPad
$16 $24
Description: Laugh out loud with this hilarious daily chore crossover. This graphic features a minimalist checkout aisle over a retro aesthetic capturing the baseball spirit. The perfect gift for husbands, fathers, or National Supermarket Month.
Description: A mischievous green Grinch in a Santa hat sneaks across a snowy village with his dog, presents, and chimney beneath "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year" and "We're Stealing Christmas." Made for Grinch fans and holiday lovers during Christmas parties and winter celebrations.
Description: Show your love for your English Setter with this funny dog mom design featuring cool English Setters wearing sunglasses and the quote I'm A Heart Stealing Farts Blasting Cuddle Demanding Treat Loving English Setter And I Love My Mom. Perfect gift for English Setter moms, dog lovers, and pet owners.
Description: Humorous Halloween cartoon illustration depicting a mischievous Cavalier King Charles Spaniel dog running away with a bone while a clumsy skeleton chases after it in a graveyard. Playful pet artwork print. Great gift for Halloween. Ideal t-shirt, hoodie, sticker, and mug.
Description: Capture pure winter mischief with this hilarious vintage-style design featuring an excited husky taking a selfie while proudly holding a snowman's stolen carrot nose. Set against a snowy backdrop, the background snowman looks utterly distraught with his missing nose, top hat, and red plaid scarf. This playful and witty artwork is the ultimate conversation starter for dog owners, husky lovers, and anyone who appreciates a great snow-day meme.
Funny Husky Selfie Stealing Snowman Carrot Nose Winter Meme T-Shirt
by LillyPad
$16 $24
