The Burbs Hats
Description: "I think the message to, uh, psychos, fanatics, murderers, nutcases all over the world is, uh, "do not mess with suburbanites". Because, uh, frankly we're just not gonna take it any more. Ya know, we're not gonna be content to look after our lawns and wax our cars, paint out houses. We're out to get them, Don, we are out to get them."
The Burbs: Smells Like They're Cooking A Goddamn Cat Over There Hat
by Hollow Peaks
$14 $19
Description: Celebrate one of the most iconic and hilarious lines from The ‘Burbs with this "There Go the Brownies" T-Shirt! Featuring a fun design inspired by the classic cult movie, this tee is perfect for fans of suburban chaos, dark humor, and unforgettable 80s comedies. Whether you're rewatching the movie or introducing a new generation to the Klopeks, this shirt will have everyone in on the joke. A must-have for any The ‘Burbs fan!
The ‘Burbs T-Shirt – There Go the Brownies Hat
by The Nightmare Inc
$14 $19
The Burbs Movie - The Burbs - The Burbs 1989- Pizza Dude Hat
by Clairey Lou Creations
$14 $19
Description: Relive the suburban madness with our 'The 'Burbs' T-Shirt. Featuring iconic characters and scenes from the classic comedy movie, this shirt captures the quirky neighborhood spirit. Made from high-quality, comfortable fabric, it’s a must-have for any comedy movie enthusiast. Order yours now and celebrate the hilarity of this cult favorite
The 'Burbs T-Shirt - Classic Comedy Movie Fan Apparel Hat
by The Nightmare Inc
$14 $19
Description: Embrace the suburban chaos with our Shut Up and Paint Your House T-Shirt from 'The 'Burbs.' Featuring the memorable quote from the classic comedy movie, this shirt captures the quirky neighborhood spirit. Made from high-quality, comfortable fabric, it’s a must-have for any comedy movie enthusiast. Order yours now and relive the hilarity of this cult favorite!
Description: Pay tribute to the ultimate suburban soldier with this The ’Burbs T-shirt featuring the iconic line, “A Soldier’s Way Saves the Day.” Inspired by Lt. Mark Rumsfield’s military bravado and over-the-top antics, this tee is perfect for fans of the cult 1989 comedy and dark neighborhood satire.
The ’Burbs “A Soldier’s Way Saves the Day” T-Shirt – Lt. Rumsfield Quote Tee Hat
by The Nightmare Inc
$14 $19
Description: Show off your love for classic comedy with our Rumsfield T-Shirt, inspired by Bruce Dern's memorable character from The 'Burbs. Featuring a design that highlights the quirky and humorous essence of Rumsfield, this shirt is perfect for fans of the cult favorite film. Made from high-quality, comfortable fabric, it’s ideal for casual wear, movie marathons, or as a fun piece of film memorabilia. Order yours now and celebrate the offbeat charm of The 'Burbs
Rumsfield T-Shirt - The 'Burbs Classic Comedy Apparel Hat
by The Nightmare Inc
$14 $19
Description: “We take care of everything… permanently.” This vintage-style design pays twisted tribute to the delightfully dark 1989 cult classic The 'Burbs. Featuring the suspiciously creepy Klopek residence, a garbage can full of human bones, and—you guessed it—a chainsaw for all your neighborhood clean-up needs. Whether you're a die-hard fan of Tom Hanks' most underrated role or just love retro horror-comedy with a suburban edge, this Klopek Demolition & Yard Services tee is for you. Wear it to stake out your neighbor’s basement… or just to your next horror movie night.
Klopek Demolition & Yard Services – The 'Burbs Inspired Horror Tee Hat
by More Horror T-shirts and Merch
$14 $19
