Threw It All Away Hats
Description: Washing and drying garments is a mechanical process, but the final stage of folding and storing creates an insurmountable domestic roadblock. Once clean clothes emerge warm from the dryer, they migrate into a temporary laundry basket or onto a designated bedroom chair, where they remain for nearly a week. Reaching into the clean pile each morning effectively replaces the need for closet hangers or dresser drawers. The humor exposes the psychological gap between machine-assisted chores and the manual labor of putting things away. It hilariously validates the clean basket as permanent household furniture, poking fun at our stubborn determination to delay storing textiles until the next washing cycle arrives and restarts the weekly routine.
Description: This design features britpop art, a distressed collectible graphic built for true britpop fans and vinyl collectors. Each design is crafted to capture a timeless, hand-aged vintage feel. Calling all britpop fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee channels the swaggering, anthemic spirit of nineties alternative rock at its melodic peak. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for indie kids, guitar-pop diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect rock band gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to gigs, festivals or just to make a statement. Singalong, sun-soaked artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.
Description: Foo shirt Fighters pride — "I am a little divided Do I stay or run away and leave it all behind?". vintage screen-print alt rock design for Foo fans and Fighters collectors — rock, grunge, dave grohl, lyrics, my hero, hero. Perfect Foo graphic tee Fighters gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Fighters lovers fabric — Foo spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 2002.
I am a little divided Do I stay or run away and leave it all behind? Alt Rock Since 2002 Hat
by Tempuyangan Gempita
$19
Description: Foo shirt Fighters pride — "I am a little divided Do I stay or run away and leave it all behind?". vintage screen-print alt rock design for Foo fans and Fighters collectors — alt rock, post grunge, modern rock gift, vintage rock, thecolourandtheshape, wastinglight. Perfect Foo graphic tee Fighters gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Fighters lovers fabric — Foo spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1997.
Description: Queen arena rock shirt — "Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away". vintage screen-print design for Queen fans, crown, royal, royalty, kingdom, simple, typography lovers and collectors. The perfect Queen gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1975.
Description: Queen arena rock shirt — "Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away". vintage screen-print design for Queen fans, arena rock, glam rock, classic rock gift, vintage rock, concert band, arena rock album art lovers and collectors. The perfect Queen gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1975.
Description: Beach shirt Boys pride — "There's a place called Kokomo That's where you wanna go to get away from it all". vintage screen-print surf rock design for Beach fans and Boys collectors — surf rock, 60s pop, california, summer music, petsounds, surfinusa. Perfect Beach graphic tee Boys gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Boys lovers fabric — Beach spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1988.
Description: Beach shirt Boys pride — "There's a place called Kokomo That's where you wanna go to get away from it all". vintage screen-print surf rock design for Beach fans and Boys collectors — surf rock, 60s pop, california, summer music, petsounds, surfinusa. Perfect Beach graphic tee Boys gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Boys lovers fabric — Beach spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1988.
Description: "Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away" — a retro tribute to the British glam-rock royalty of stadium anthems. Groovy curves and a warm vintage palette make it look straight off a decades-old poster. For anyone who measures life in albums, setlists and late-night radio. Perfect for concert nights, festival weekends and everyday wear.
Description: Slipknot nu metal shirt — "We all got left behind, we let it all slip away". vintage screen-print design for Slipknot fans, nu metal, heavy metal, classic metal gift, vintage metal, iowa, vol3thesubliminalverses lovers and collectors. The perfect Slipknot gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 2004.
Description: Genesis prog rock shirt — "Throwing it all away". vintage screen-print design for Genesis fans, prog rock, 80s rock, art rock, classic rock, invisibletouch, abacab lovers and collectors. The perfect Genesis gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1986.
Description: Genesis prog rock shirt — "Throwing it all away". vintage screen-print design for Genesis fans, prog rock, 80s rock, art rock, classic rock, invisibletouch, abacab lovers and collectors. The perfect Genesis gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1986.
Sugar System of a Down Japanese Horror (Sugar In The End It All Goes Away) Hat
by Revolta Momento
$19
Description: Sassy and relatable medical humor poster featuring an adorable cartoon Grim Reaper lounging in a hospital bed wearing bunny slippers and flipping the middle finger. He holds a coffee mug that says "Stay Away" while hooked to an IV bag labeled "Anti-Bullshit Serum". The banner proudly declares: "My test results came back... It turns out I'm sick of your shit!" The ultimate design for healthcare workers and anyone entirely over drama.
