Zero Gravity Hats
Description: This is the full list of all 10 instructions for my recreation of the Zero Gravity Toilet info from 2001 – A Space Odyssey. It includes instruction for showering and hand-washing. For most things I think the Zero Gravity Toilet design, also available on in my portfolio is a better fit. But I’ve included this for completeness sake. As usual, I’ve tried to be as accurate as possible, right down to end of line justifications. Because I’m like that. Please be warned about that I have my doubts as to how readable this would be on a t-shirt. If you do get it on a shirt, please let me know how it looks! Same warning, and request, for smaller items :)
Description: Are you going 2000 and 1s or 2s? My recreation of the Zero Gravity Toilet instructions from 2001 – A Space Odyssey. As usual, I’ve tried to be as accurate as possible, right down to end of line justifications. That said, this is the cut-down version, not the one with the full 10 point instructions. The full version is also on the site.
Description: A soccer player performs an acrobatic bicycle kick in mid-air above a futuristic city skyline. The typography features the phrases Space City Soccer and Zero Gravity Bicycle Kicks in bold lettering. This scene depicts a retro futuristic metropolis complete with domed structures, sleek skyscrapers, and elevated highways under a floating soccer ball.
Description: A soccer player performs an acrobatic bicycle kick in mid-air above a futuristic city skyline. The typography features the phrases Space City Soccer and Zero Gravity Bicycle Kicks in bold lettering. This scene depicts a retro futuristic metropolis complete with domed structures, sleek skyscrapers, and elevated highways under a floating soccer ball.
Description: Float into a cute cosmic adventure with this raccoon astronaut design, perfect for space lovers, sci fi fans, animal lovers, astronomy nerds, and anyone who enjoys adorable zero gravity explorer art. A fun gift idea for raccoon fans, stargazers, kids, teens, and future astronauts.
Description: Three adventurous corgis float through zero gravity in detailed astronaut suits, turning outer space exploration into an adorable canine mission. Perfect for corgi lovers, dog parents, space enthusiasts, astronomy fans, and anyone who enjoys cute cosmic animal artwork. A playful space dog design combining lovable Welsh Corgis with a fun futuristic adventure.
Description: This dj floats freely while spinning records in a zero gravity scene. The dj is surrounded by multiple turntables, each displaying glowing galaxy patterns that enhance the cosmic mood. A detailed space suit and reflective helmet add depth, while colorful swirls and particles bring motion to the design. The upside-down pose creates a dynamic and energetic visual flow. Every element feels lively, rhythmic, and full of movement. Perfect for stickers, apparel, or accessories for fans of music, space, and bold artistic expression.
Description: Dreamy space design with "Zero Gravity Mood" typography inside a starry night hexagon, surrounded by planets, clouds, and cosmic sparkles. Perfect for space lovers, astronomy fans, dreamers, and anyone who loves celestial, pastel, and whimsical universe vibes. A calming and stylish gift for stargazers.
Description: Some days you're ready to conquer the universe. Other days you're just floating through it. Featuring a deadpan astronaut chimp surrounded by graffiti tags, punk stickers, spray paint drips, anarchy symbols, and rebellious street art, this design blends 90s skate culture, pop art, and urban chaos into one bold statement piece. Perfect for lovers of punk rock, graffiti culture, skateboarding, streetwear, pop art, vaporwave colors, and anyone embracing zero gravity with zero motivation. #Streetwear #Punk #Graffiti #PopArt
Description: No gravity. No problem. This incredible design features an astronaut diving through space to make the most spectacular save in history — catching a Mars planet ball with the text "Cosmic Save" — because the best goalkeepers don't need ground, they need the cosmos. Perfect for: - Soccer goalkeepers and football fans - Space, NASA and astronaut lovers - Science and astronomy enthusiasts - Anyone who thinks goalkeeping is literally out of this world A perfect gift for the most heroic, most gravity-defying goalkeeper you know.
Description: Some days you're ready to conquer the universe. Other days you're just floating through it. Featuring a deadpan astronaut chimp surrounded by graffiti tags, punk stickers, spray paint drips, anarchy symbols, and rebellious street art, this design blends 90s skate culture, pop art, and urban chaos into one bold statement piece. Perfect for lovers of punk rock, graffiti culture, skateboarding, streetwear, pop art, vaporwave colors, and anyone embracing zero gravity with zero motivation. #Streetwear #Punk #Graffiti #PopArt
Description: Fuel your mission with this beautifully bold and cosmic graphic! Featuring an astronaut sitting on a cratered moon sipping coffee, framed by vibrant red, yellow, and blue "ZERO GRAVITY FULL CAFFEINE" typography and glowing stars, this high-quality vector-style design is an absolute must-buy to inspire your day and hype up your daily streetwear wardrobe.
Description: Some days you're ready to conquer the universe. Other days you're just floating through it. Featuring a deadpan astronaut chimp surrounded by graffiti tags, punk stickers, spray paint drips, anarchy symbols, and rebellious street art, this design blends 90s skate culture, pop art, and urban chaos into one bold statement piece. Perfect for lovers of punk rock, graffiti culture, skateboarding, streetwear, pop art, vaporwave colors, and anyone embracing zero gravity with zero motivation. #Streetwear #Punk #Graffiti #PopArt
Description: This unique design captures the ultimate cosmic dilemma: the "Zero Gravity Brain Freeze." Featuring a cheerful Blue Heeler (or similar cattle dog breed) rendered as a stunning celestial galaxy, this playful pup is caught floating in space. They are clutching an ice cream or slushie cup with their icy, crystal-antler-adorned head. This design is perfect for lovers of space, cosmic art, cute dogs, and funny puns. It's a high-quality, detailed illustration with a sci-fi/fantasy twist that will look great on apparel, stickers, phone cases, and more. Let this galactic pooch bring a touch of icy humor to your life!
