Zero Gravity Merch
Description: This is the full list of all 10 instructions for my recreation of the Zero Gravity Toilet info from 2001 – A Space Odyssey. It includes instruction for showering and hand-washing. For most things I think the Zero Gravity Toilet design, also available on in my portfolio is a better fit. But I’ve included this for completeness sake. As usual, I’ve tried to be as accurate as possible, right down to end of line justifications. Because I’m like that. Please be warned about that I have my doubts as to how readable this would be on a t-shirt. If you do get it on a shirt, please let me know how it looks! Same warning, and request, for smaller items :)
Description: Are you going 2000 and 1s or 2s? My recreation of the Zero Gravity Toilet instructions from 2001 – A Space Odyssey. As usual, I’ve tried to be as accurate as possible, right down to end of line justifications. That said, this is the cut-down version, not the one with the full 10 point instructions. The full version is also on the site.
Description: Blur & Velocity. Urban Flight. This striking fine art photograph plays with light and perspective, juxtaposing the physical skater against a dramatic, elongated shadow. The sharp geometric contrast of the skatepark architecture creates a powerful graphic balance on the wall. This fine art black and white series explores the intersection of human momentum, urban architecture, and light. By capturing split-second levitation, sharp geometric shadows, and intentional motion blur, the collection transforms street skateboarding and extreme movement into abstract minimalism. Designed for contemporary interiors, bring dynamic energy and modern sophistication. Designed for contemporary interiors, bring dynamic energy and modern sophistication.
Description: A soccer player performs an acrobatic bicycle kick in mid-air above a futuristic city skyline. The typography features the phrases Space City Soccer and Zero Gravity Bicycle Kicks in bold lettering. This scene depicts a retro futuristic metropolis complete with domed structures, sleek skyscrapers, and elevated highways under a floating soccer ball.
Description: A soccer player performs an acrobatic bicycle kick in mid-air above a futuristic city skyline. The typography features the phrases Space City Soccer and Zero Gravity Bicycle Kicks in bold lettering. This scene depicts a retro futuristic metropolis complete with domed structures, sleek skyscrapers, and elevated highways under a floating soccer ball.
Description: Float into a cute cosmic adventure with this raccoon astronaut design, perfect for space lovers, sci fi fans, animal lovers, astronomy nerds, and anyone who enjoys adorable zero gravity explorer art. A fun gift idea for raccoon fans, stargazers, kids, teens, and future astronauts.
Description: Three adventurous corgis float through zero gravity in detailed astronaut suits, turning outer space exploration into an adorable canine mission. Perfect for corgi lovers, dog parents, space enthusiasts, astronomy fans, and anyone who enjoys cute cosmic animal artwork. A playful space dog design combining lovable Welsh Corgis with a fun futuristic adventure.
Description: Dreamy space design with "Zero Gravity Mood" typography inside a starry night hexagon, surrounded by planets, clouds, and cosmic sparkles. Perfect for space lovers, astronomy fans, dreamers, and anyone who loves celestial, pastel, and whimsical universe vibes. A calming and stylish gift for stargazers.
Description: Some days you're ready to conquer the universe. Other days you're just floating through it. Featuring a deadpan astronaut chimp surrounded by graffiti tags, punk stickers, spray paint drips, anarchy symbols, and rebellious street art, this design blends 90s skate culture, pop art, and urban chaos into one bold statement piece. Perfect for lovers of punk rock, graffiti culture, skateboarding, streetwear, pop art, vaporwave colors, and anyone embracing zero gravity with zero motivation. #Streetwear #Punk #Graffiti #PopArt
Description: No gravity. No problem. This incredible design features an astronaut diving through space to make the most spectacular save in history — catching a Mars planet ball with the text "Cosmic Save" — because the best goalkeepers don't need ground, they need the cosmos. Perfect for: - Soccer goalkeepers and football fans - Space, NASA and astronaut lovers - Science and astronomy enthusiasts - Anyone who thinks goalkeeping is literally out of this world A perfect gift for the most heroic, most gravity-defying goalkeeper you know.
Description: A sharp, high-contrast capture of a female skater executing a precise maneuver over a concrete ledge. The monochrome composition emphasizes texture, personal style, and focused control amidst urban momentum. A striking modern print for contemporary and minimalist spaces. This fine art photography series captures the raw momentum, street culture, and levitation of modern urban youth across skateparks and concrete arenas. Emphasizing high-contrast monochrome tones, geometric shadows, and split-second balance, the collection transforms skateboarding and BMX tricks into clean, dynamic visual statements. Each image explores the boundary between rigid city architecture and weightless human freedom.
Description: Shot from a dramatic high angle, this photograph captures a lone skater carrying his board through a bowl drenched in urban graffiti art. The intense contrast between the textured walls and the small human element creates a compelling graphic narrative. Ideal for loft interiors and streetwear-inspired gallery walls. This fine art photography series captures the raw momentum, street culture, and levitation of modern urban youth across skateparks and concrete arenas. Emphasizing high-contrast monochrome tones, geometric shadows, and split-second balance, the collection transforms skateboarding and BMX tricks into clean, dynamic visual statements. Each image explores the boundary between rigid city architecture and weightless human freedom.
Description: This composition layers static focus with blurred motion as skaters cross paths across the park landscape. The contrast between the central skater and the rushing movement around her creates a cinematic, fast-paced atmosphere. Excellent for interiors that demand dynamic visual depth. This fine art photography series captures the raw momentum, street culture, and levitation of modern urban youth across skateparks and concrete arenas. Emphasizing high-contrast monochrome tones, geometric shadows, and split-second balance, the collection transforms skateboarding and BMX tricks into clean, dynamic visual statements. Each image explores the boundary between rigid city architecture and weightless human freedom.
Description: A rare explosion of warm color capturing a high-flying kickflip frozen perfectly in mid-air. A vibrant statement piece for modern creative spaces. This fine art photography series captures the raw momentum, street culture, and levitation of modern urban youth across skateparks and concrete arenas. Emphasizing high-contrast monochrome tones, geometric shadows, and split-second balance, the collection transforms skateboarding and BMX tricks into clean, dynamic visual statements. Each image explores the boundary between rigid city architecture and weightless human freedom, making it an ideal focal point for contemporary, industrial, or minimalist interiors.
Description: Shot from a dramatic high angle, this photograph captures a lone skater carrying his board through a bowl drenched in urban graffiti art. The intense contrast between the textured walls and the small human element creates a compelling graphic narrative. Ideal for loft interiors and streetwear-inspired gallery walls. This fine art photography series captures the raw momentum, street culture, and levitation of modern urban youth across skateparks and concrete arenas. Emphasizing high-contrast monochrome tones, geometric shadows, and split-second balance, the collection transforms skateboarding and BMX tricks into clean, dynamic visual statements. Each image explores the boundary between rigid city architecture and weightless human freedom.
Description: A rare explosion of warm color capturing a high-flying kickflip frozen perfectly in mid-air. A vibrant statement piece for modern creative spaces. This fine art photography series captures the raw momentum, street culture, and levitation of modern urban youth across skateparks and concrete arenas. Emphasizing high-contrast monochrome tones, geometric shadows, and split-second balance, the collection transforms skateboarding and BMX tricks into clean, dynamic visual statements. Each image explores the boundary between rigid city architecture and weightless human freedom, making it an ideal focal point for contemporary, industrial, or minimalist interiors.
