Haunted Temple Merch

Description: MY BODY IS A TEMPLE ANCIENT, CRUMBLING & PROBABLY HAUNTED

Description: My Body Is A Temple Ancient, Crumbling & Probably Haunted is a humorous family joke and a sarcastic saying, cool conversation starter For your next birthday present for him or her.

Description: A tongue-in-cheek take on the “body is a temple” line, imagining an ancient, crumbling, haunted version. Combines spooky and self-deprecating humor.

Description: A fun, spooky lettering featuring the phrase "My Body is a Temple: Ancient, Crumbling, Probably Cursed or Haunted". This playful artwork is an ideal gift for those with a good sense of humor and an appreciation for haunted themes.

Description: My Body Is A Temple. Ancient and crumbling. Probably cursed or haunted. Getting older starts to show if you don't get enough exercise. Do you make a (verbal) noise when standing up or sitting down? There is your first clue, so get out there and start moving yo ass!

Description: Your body may be a temple of good, but my temple is crusty and old.