Hip To Be Square Merch
One Lonely Beastie I Be Posters and Art
by Colonel JimDee McShiteburger
$10 $14
Now here's a little story I've got to tell about three bad brothers you know so well Card
by BodinStreet
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Y'all suckers write me checks and then they bounce So I reach into my pocket for the fresh amount
So what'cha, what'cha, what'cha want? Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by BodinStreet
$13 $19
Spookley The Square Pumpkin Dare To Be Square Halloween Kids Hat
by Varimosa_std
$12 $19
Description: Cute and simple design raising awareness for Hip Dysplasia and showing kindness to people with hip pain.
Please Be Nice To Me My Hips Hurt Hip Dysplasia Awareness Tank Top
by oliverashcroft
$16 $21
Description: A hilarious metal song pun featuring Hip To Be Sleigh-ed that metalcore fans, heavy metal lovers, and nu metal listeners will get a laugh out of this winter. Awesome christmas gift for metalheads, metal boyfriend present, or secret santa gift for rock fans who love spooky holiday humor.
American Psycho Patrick-Bateman Hip To Be A Square Vintage Kids Hoodie
by Visionary Canvas
$27 $36
Proud To Be A Hip Doctor - Medical Profession Pin
by Silent Darkness
$3.00 $3.25
Hurry Up And Buy (Full Color Oil painting) Tote
by The Dark Vestiary
$14 $20
Description: D.A.M.N. It feels good to be a gangsta A tongue-in-cheek parody that collides classic PSA-style design with a well-known pop culture reference. Bold red brush lettering and stark institutional text create an official-looking message that says exactly what it shouldn’t. Perfect for fans of ironic design, dark humor, pop culture jokes, and anti-authoritarian satire. This design is a parody and cultural reference—not official music merchandise.
DARE Parody - D.A.M.N. It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta Phone Case
by TORTAGRAPH
$17 $23
Funny Ice Nine Kills Hip To Be Scared Welcome To Horrorwood 2026 Phone Case
by Hearsayonly Art Co.
$17 $23
Description: Sometimes I Need To Be Alone & Listen To 80s Hip Hop - awesome original gift for the old schooler in your life!
Sometimes I Need To Be Alone & Listen To 80s Hip Hop Tote
by DankFutura
$14 $20
Description: The Dorsia fine dining logo is inspired by the fictional restaurant which Patrick Bateman struggles to get a reservation for in American Psycho
Dorsia Fine Dining logo inspired by American Psycho Kids Hoodie
by CloudCityTees
$27 $36