Hipster Golf Merch

Take it Easy- Hipster Golf: When you hit a putt way too hard

Hipster Golf Est. 2023

Hit a House- Hipster Golf: When you crush a putt so hard you magically hope a house appears on the green

Hipster Golf- The Double Cross: When you aim down one side with the intent of curving the shot back toward the target, but it curves the other way.

Hipster Golf Art

You’re Dancing: Hipster Golf- When you land a shot on the green.

Hipster Golf- Texas Wedge: When you pull out the trusty putter to putt onto the green.

Every golf clubhouse attendants favorite dad joke.

Your buddy thinks he’s mastered the game of golf after a 20 minute session on the range.

The phrase uttered when you think you can possibly hit into the group in front of you. In all likelihood you won’t come close and will miss hit the ball.

When you’ve played like trash all day but finally make a great shot.

When you’re trying to decide to hit over or around a tree on the golf course. Then realize trees are 90% Air.

Where hipster and golf collide

Hipster collided with Golf in Arizona

Hipster collides with Golf in Chicago

Staying positive when your friend hits a bad shot

Hipster Golf Art

Hip collides with golf in Utah

When you hit an absolute bomb with your driver.

Where Hip collides with Golf. Look the part, it’s half the battle.

When you hit an errant shot but it still ends up in a good position

“Throwing Darts” in golf is the dream saying to hear

Hip collides with golf

Yips are not allowed in Golf

Hipster collides with Golf in Colorado

The Snowman: Triple Bogey on a Par 5. 8 stroke killer.

Golf is a game of honor. You can lie to your friends but you can’t lie to yourself. The Golf Gods will render justice accordingly. Play on Ball Don’t Lie

Take Your Medicine : Hipster Golf- When you choose a safe shot instead of a hero shot after a disaster shot.

When you’re not paying attention to a playing partner’s tee shot and have no idea how the shot ended up but want to provide positive reinforcement

Almost Perfect- when you hit a shot that misses the mark

Members Only: Members Bounce

Gimme: Hipster Golf

Playing aggressive verse playing the right way

Gotta Go: Hipster Golf- When you hit a shot short bit try to will it while It’s in the air to go further.

When you hit a monster drive : Hipster Golf

Nice Ball : Hipster Golf