Hoarder Merch
Description: Declare your unapologetic love for yarn with our 'Yarn Hoarder' T-Shirt, featuring a whimsical dragon guarding a trove of colorful threads. This shirt is a playful nod to the passionate crafter who takes pride in their ever-growing yarn collection. Crafted from soft, high-quality fabric, it's as comfortable as cozying up with your favorite skeins. Wear it with pride and let the world know that your yarn obsession is nothing short of legendary. It's not just a shirt; it's a wearable celebration of the fantastical world where dragons guard treasures of the softest kind – your cherished yarn stash.
It's not hoarding if your shit is cool Baseball T-Shirt
by unknown_pleasures
$19 $26
Description: Not all treasure is gold. Some dragons collect books, dice, crystals, snacks, and shiny little trinkets they absolutely refuse to share. This adorable Dragon Hoarder design features a cozy fantasy aesthetic with a mischievous dragon guarding its treasured collection. Perfect for fantasy readers, tabletop gamers, dragon lovers, and anyone whose shelves are overflowing with beloved possessions. Whether your hoard includes novels, dice sets, collectibles, or magical curiosities, this tee proudly celebrates your inner dragon. Perfect for: 🐉 Dragon lovers and fantasy fans 📚 Bookworms and collectors 🎲 Tabletop RPG players and dice goblins ✨ Fantasy readers and adventurers 🎁 Gifts for nerds, geeks, and hoarders of shiny things
Description: a proud cat enthroned on a huge pile of yarn balls as a professional yarn hoarder, drawn in a cute naive hand-drawn style with bold saturated colors and a cozy crafty feel. This original design celebrates the crochet and knitting maker community with relatable yarn hoarder humor and inside jokes for anyone who loves fiber arts, a growing yarn stash, and one more row before bed. A charming, funny and cozy look for crocheters, knitters and crafty makers.
Description: Are you obsessed with collecting indoor plants? This funny Goblincore design features a mischievous little gremlin goblin surrounded by monstera, succulents, and potted greens, holding a banner that says "Plant Hoarder" and a sign reading "One More Plant Won't Hurt". It is the perfect aesthetic for crazy plant ladies, plant dads, botanical lovers, and anyone who can't stop buying more greenery for their home.
It's Not Hoarding If Your Shit Is Cool Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by DarkLordPug
$16 $24
Description: a mischievous little goblin hugging an armful of stolen yarn as a stash goblin, drawn in a cute naive hand-drawn style with bold saturated colors and a cozy crafty feel. This original design celebrates the crochet and knitting maker community with relatable yarn hoarder humor and inside jokes for anyone who loves fiber arts, a growing yarn stash, and one more row before bed. A charming, funny and cozy look for crocheters, knitters and crafty makers.
Description: A cute and chaotic sewing frog design featuring colorful fabric rolls, quilting supplies, scissors, thread, and a playful craft-room humor vibe. Perfect for quilters, seamstresses, sewing lovers, fabric collectors, craft addicts, and anyone who knows the joy of building a fabric stash and causing a little creative chaos.
Description: Orange Cat Hoarder. Embrace the hilarious cat logic with this design featuring a smug orange tabby cat sitting proudly amidst its hoard of stolen household treasures. Perfect for cat owners who know the joy (and slight annoyance) of a mischievous pet. Show off your love for your little cat thief and their adorable, pilfering ways. This funny cat design is a great way to celebrate the unique personality of your furry friend.
Description: It is not hoarding if it is a dragon's hoard! This funny dice dragon sticker features a cute tiny fantasy dragon sleeping peacefully on a massive pile of colorful polyhedral dice. A beautiful and relatable design for D&D players, Dungeon Masters, and anyone obsessed with collecting shiny math rocks. Perfect for your laptop, notebook, or tabletop dice box container.
Dice Dragon Sticker 2 - Funny D&D Dice Hoarder Hoard Math Rocks TTRPG Gift Sticker
by Dice_Goblin_Studio
$3.00 $3.50
Description: A design for Holidays and Special Occasions. We offer outfits to buy for anniversary, Christmas, Xmas, Halloween, Father's day, Mother's Day, birthday
I Rescue Books Trapped In The Bookstore I'm Not A Hoarder I'm A Hero Tote
by Nessbat Alik
$14 $20
Description: a proud little frog with a crown on a ball of yarn, a yarn hoarder and proud frogger, drawn in a cute naive hand-drawn style with bold saturated colors and a cozy crafty feel. This original design celebrates the crochet and knitting maker community with relatable yarn hoarder humor and inside jokes for anyone who loves fiber arts, a growing yarn stash, and one more row before bed. A charming, funny and cozy look for crocheters, knitters and crafty makers.
Description: A playful sewing and crafting design featuring a cheerful frog riding a bicycle with a basket full of colorful fabric rolls, buttons, scissors, thread, and the funny quote “On My Way To Hoard Fabrics And Cause Chaos.” Perfect for quilters, sewists, fabric collectors, crafters, sewing room friends, handmade hobby lovers, and anyone who proudly owns a growing fabric stash.
Funny Frog Sewing Fabric Hoarder Crafting Chaos Design Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Mr. Darcy
$16 $24
Description: It is not hoarding if it is a dragon's hoard! This funny dice dragon sticker features a cute tiny fantasy dragon sleeping peacefully on a massive pile of colorful polyhedral dice. A beautiful and relatable design for D&D players, Dungeon Masters, and anyone obsessed with collecting shiny math rocks.
Dice Dragon Sticker - Funny D&D Dice Hoarder Hoard Math Rocks TTRPG Gift Magnet
by Dice_Goblin_Studio
$3.75 $4.75
Description: For the D&D rogue who loves sneaking around and hoarding d6 dice, this funny rogue dice goblin sticker is your ultimate badge of honor. Perfect for decorating your dice box, laptop, or water bottle, it captures the chaotic energy of a true tabletop gaming hoarder. A hilarious gift for Dungeons and Dragons players, Rogues, and Dungeon Masters who can never have enough math rocks for a sneak attack.
Rogue Dice Goblin Sticker - Funny D&D Dice Hoarder Sneak Attack TTRPG Gift Tank Top
by Dice_Goblin_Studio
$16 $21