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Do Not Autopsy Hoodie

Longevity Hoodie

Designed and Sold by waterbearlair

Autopsy is gross. It's also uncomfortable. Plus it can kill you! Cryonicists know how dangerous autopsy can be. Make your wishes known and do what you can to avoid autopsy. Dawn this Do Not Autopsy shirt and support your right to exist as long as you want to.

Color: Navy

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Design may print smaller than displayed to avoid printing onto the pocket.

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Longevity Hoodie

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What material is this item made of? Expand or collapse section.

Cotton/Poly fleece blend. Super warm and cozy fleece lining with an adjustable hood and banded cuffs to keep in the heat. Learn More »

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Standard (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx Air (4-6 Business Days)

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We want you to love your order! If for any reason you don't, let us know and we’ll make things right. Learn More »