Arse Hoodies

Merry Christmas, my arse. This new funny British comedy inspired ugly Christmas jumper design is available to buy and is the perfect gift for TV fans this festive season.

Arse Elbow

Kiss My Irish Arse Extra Stout St. Patricks Day design featuring Mooning Leprechaun Mooning a Shamrock Tattoo. Funny Gift Idea for the Hooligan that Lives for St. Patty Day Parties.

There's only room for one thorn in the arse - make sure you're that thorn!

YER ARSE IN PARSLEY, a Scots language phrase, which means you’re talking nonsense. Also available in white text.

No smart-arse is a phrase that emphasizes avoiding behavior that is arrogant, sarcastic, or demeaning to others with their intelligence or abilities.

Buy two and share the love with your arse soul mate.

Fans of General Hospital know and love Finola Hughes as the butt kicking super spy Anna Devane.

You know it!

Dogs doing what dogs like to do on a dark t-shirt © Andrew Brown

Dogs doing what dogs like to do! © Andrew Brown

More beef and dairy stuff in my store (and Taskmaster, Darkplace, Bob Mortimer and more!)

Funny design that’s slightly rude and pretty direct. Originally designed as a car sticker I’ve put it on’a few other things as well for you.

Great for pub or bar crawl on st Patricks day, also a great gift for Irish family or friend. Kiss My Arse! Celebrate Irish heritage on Saint Patricks Day or wear to any Irish festival or celebration. Erin Go Bragh!

My Lovely Horse / Father Ted

Since you couldn’t be assed to even send me a text at Christmas you can kiss my ass. PS happy New Year

Drink Feck Arse Girls - White Text. A perfect gift for a partner or friend who loves all things comedy and Father Ted.

Feck Arse Industries

Drink Feck Arse Girls - White Text. A perfect gift for a partner or friend who loves all things comedy and Father Ted.

Koori's Kick Arse - We are no longer thought of as second class citizens, we are the oldest living culture in the World.

Golf Skeleton Mulligan My Arse - Funny Golf Saying

There's an expression, "You can't tell yr arse from your elbow." This is a simple graphic that explains it for those that don't know (and i've met plenty)

A quote that says "kiss my ass" coz why don't you.

Just about done with fixing cars!

One humorous T-shirt

This funny design tells it like it is without any romantic nonsense. Sport this design if you are an unrepentant couch potato or homebody.

"More Black Irish Dogs" .... An update on the classic shirt, as worn by Phil Lynott

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

The best place on Craggy Island to watch the Tunnel of Goats.

You've heard the Rest, now hear the Best!

No other province has funny sayings like Newfoundland does - it's not even close b'y. If you make a dumb mistake in front of a Newfoundlander, you can expect to be called 'stunned' or 'Stunned as Me Arse". Ie. Rodney forgot his hat at 'ome again, he's stunned as me arse.

YER ARSE IN PARSLEY, a Scots language phrase, which means you’re talking nonsense. Also available in black text.

Traditional Newfoundland sayings paired with a modern design.