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Christmas my arse Tote
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Description: Merry Christmas, my arse. This new funny British comedy inspired ugly Christmas jumper design is available to buy and is the perfect gift for TV fans this festive season.

Tags: knitted, tv, ugly christmas jumper, uk, my arse

Christmas my arse Tote

by toruandmidori

$20

Kiss My Irish Arse Extra Stout Tank Top
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Description: Kiss My Irish Arse Extra Stout St. Patricks Day design featuring Mooning Leprechaun Mooning a Shamrock Tattoo. Funny Gift Idea for the Hooligan that Lives for St. Patty Day Parties.

Tags: st pattys day, st patricks day, party, shamrock, beer
Happy Christmas, your arse. Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: The Pogues

Tags: ugly christmas sweater, lyrics, fairytale of new york, pogues, christmas sweater
I'm Vegan, Which Means I Love All Living Things. Except You, You're An Arse. Vegan Humor Animal Rights Shorts
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Description: I'm Vegan, Which Means I Love All Living Things. Except You, You're An Arse. Vegan humor for animal rights activists and plant based lifestyle enthusiasts.

Tags: animal lover, animal rights, animal welfare, cruelty free, ethical vegan
If you're not a hemorrhoid get off my arse Magnet

Description: Funny design that’s slightly rude and pretty direct. Originally designed as a car sticker I’ve put it on’a few other things as well for you.

Tags: nurse, get off my arse, funny rude, bumpersticker, aussie
Arse bird Tote
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Description: A lino printed design. A bird shouting "arse".

Tags: arse, birds, butt, funny, nature

Arse bird Tote

by Sombrero_Printmaking

$20

I'm Retired, But I Work Part Time As A Pain In The Arse! Sticker

Description: I'm Retired, But I Work Part Time As A Pain In The Arse!

Tags: cheeky grandparent joke, cheeky retiree humor gift, funny elder joke statement, funny grandpa statement, funny old age humor gift
Kicking Bishop Brennan up the Arse Baseball T-Shirt

Description: A hilariously iconic moment from Father Ted, still one of the greatest and most rewatchable sitcoms ever made. This is the ORIGINAL, 100% genuine design, illustrated by myself.

Tags: 90s comedy, 90s fan art, 90s sitcom, 90s tv, bishop brennan
Fat Arse Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Fat zombie design

Tags: gore art, horror drawing

Fat Arse Crewneck Sweatshirt

by Lewis Dillon Art

$35

Arse/Elbow Phone Case
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Description: There's an expression, "You can't tell yr arse from your elbow." This is a simple graphic that explains it for those that don't know (and i've met plenty)

Tags: popular

Arse/Elbow Phone Case

by stephencase

$23

I'm Retired, But I Work Part Time As A Pain In The Arse! T-Shirt

Description: I'm Retired, But I Work Part Time As A Pain In The Arse!

Tags: cheeky grandparent joke, funny elder joke statement, funny grandpa statement, funny old age humor gift, funny retirement statement
I'm Retired, But I Work Part Time As A Pain In The Arse! Pin

Description: I'm Retired, But I Work Part Time As A Pain In The Arse!

Tags: cheeky retiree design, cheeky retirement design, funny elder joke saying, funny grandpa gift, funny old age humor
I'm Retired But I Work Part Time As A Pain In The Arse Bag
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Description: Perfect to wear at party and make people laugh, entertain your friends with this awesome design, make people laugh on the street wearing this design, get this as a present for your friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband,...

Tags: lifestyle, retired, sarcastic humor, work humor
I'm Retired, But I Work Part Time As A Pain In The Arse! Baby & Kids T-Shirt

Description: I'm Retired, But I Work Part Time As A Pain In The Arse!

Tags: cheeky grandparent joke, cheeky retiree design, cheeky retirement design, funny elder joke saying, funny grandpa gift
Kiss My Arse I'm Irish St Patrick's Day Phone Case

Description: Bold declaration of Irish heritage and Saint Patrick's Day spirit.

Tags: celtic, funny, gaelic, humor, ireland
I Am Dragon Arse Pillow
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Description: I am Dragon Arse. My creation of photography for the background and digital work for the dragon. I am not sure why but the Dragon Arse almost always shows up after a long week.

Tags: dragons, fantasy, funny sayings, humor, humor quote

I Am Dragon Arse Pillow

by Whispering Peaks

$28

Butter My Arse Alan Partridge Print Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Cartoon Alan with hands up, Butter My Arse. Not a realistic face.

Tags: black, butter my arse, cartoon, comedy, graphic
Arse Biscuits Tote
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Description: Got to love Father Jack

Tags: craggy island, father jack, father jack hackett

Arse Biscuits Tote

by Bunchable

$20

"Drink" Pin
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Description: My illustration of Father Jack from the comedy Father Ted, with one of his (few) catchphrases.

Tags: drink, ireland, irish, comedy, ah go on

"Drink" Pin

by jomorley

$3.25

Anna Devane Kicks Arse Hat
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Description: Fans of General Hospital know and love Finola Hughes as the butt kicking super spy Anna Devane.

Tags: anna devane, finola hughes, gh, soap operas, soap opera

Anna Devane Kicks Arse Hat

by Unleashed Creationz

$19

YER ARSE IN PARSLEY, Scots Language Phrase Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: YER ARSE IN PARSLEY, a Scots language phrase, which means you’re talking nonsense. Also available in black text.

Tags: scotland, dialect, language, indigenous, sayings
Dead Alive Braindead 1992 Peter Jackson Zombie Horror Classic Phone Case
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Description: Braindead, released in the United States as Dead Alive, is a 1992 New Zealand zombie comedy splatter film directed by Peter Jackson, produced by Jim Booth, and written by Stephen Sinclair, Fran Walsh, and Jackson based on an original story idea by Sinclair. It stars Timothy Balme, Diana Peñalver, Elizabeth Moody, and Ian Watkin. The plot follows Lionel, a young man living in South Wellington with his strict mother Vera. After Lionel becomes romantically entangled with a girl named Paquita, Vera is bitten by a hybrid rat-monkey creature and begins to transform into a zombie, while also infecting swathes of the city's populace. "I kick arse for the Lord!"

Tags: bad taste, dead alive, halloween, horror, new zealand

Dead Alive Braindead 1992 Peter Jackson Zombie Horror Classic Phone Case

by MalcolmDesigns Retro Merch | Movies | Retrogaming | Saturday Morning Cartoons | Computers

$23

Half-Assed Typographic Humorous Hoodie
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Description: The perfect joke gift, or perhaps a shirt to be worn with pride, for family or work colleagues whose application to the task at hand leaves a bit to be desired. Original type design with roughened effect, printed on t-shirt front, with our SpacePod Tees signature logo, designed to be subtle in print contrast, but bold in message.

Tags: type only, serif font typeface, distressed style, attitude, halfass
Mr. Custer Shorts
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Tags: jesse custer, arse, garth ennis, custer, saint of killers

Mr. Custer Shorts

by k4k7uz

$27

Cat's bum. Mug
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Description: A cat showing off his bum. As cats often do!

Tags: animal, cat, cat bum, cat christmas, cat dad

Cat's bum. Mug

by Sombrero_Printmaking

$18

Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the Arse Hoodie
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Description: He did kick me up the arse!

Tags: british, careful now, comedy, craggy island, dougal
Pog Mo Thoin Kiss My Arse Irish Gaelic St Pattys Day Hat
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Description: Great for pub or bar crawl on st Patricks day, also a great gift for Irish family or friend. Kiss My Arse! Celebrate Irish heritage on Saint Patricks Day or wear to any Irish festival or celebration. Erin Go Bragh!

Tags: st patricks day, st paddys day, irish pride, pog mo thon, gaelic
North Side Legacy – Arsenal Wall Art Graphic Tee Magnet
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Description: Bold and cinematic Arsenal-inspired football collage design featuring iconic red-and-white aesthetics, powerful stadium atmosphere, legendary player moments, and North London pride. Designed with high-contrast lighting, gritty textures, modern sports poster vibes, and premium streetwear energy. Perfect for football fans, matchday outfits, ultra supporters, and lovers of stylish soccer graphics. A must-have design for anyone who lives the Arsenal legacy and the spirit of Emirates Stadium.

Tags: arse, arsenal, arsenal 2026, arsenal champions 1, arsenal champions 11
Dave Best Mobile Disco Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Dave Best Mobile Disco

Tags: barbara, dave best, denise, jim, manchester
Dave Best Mobile Disco Pin
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Description: You've heard the Rest, now hear the Best!

Tags: tv show, denise, barbara, my arse, royle

Dave Best Mobile Disco Pin

by Meta Cortex

$3.25

Cat Remember to Wipe Cat Lover Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Cat Remember to Wipe Cat Lover

Tags: arse, biscuits, butt, cats, cool
Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls! Mug
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Description: Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Tags: galway girl, irish funny, ireland green day, eire go brach, craggy island
Preacher - Open Your Heart Magnet
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Description: Be brave, tell her the truth, open your heart.

Tags: mind control, death, ted, jesse, arse
The Royle Family Posters and Art

Description: Funny comedy from Britain

Tags: humor, united kingdom, comedy, uk, characters

The Royle Family Posters and Art

by Sarah Bailey TV Cartoons

$14

Ya Juice Arse Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Beetlejuice Meets Newfoundland! Part of my on going Horror Serries.

Tags: horror lover gift, horror fan, halloween, horror, horror fan gift

Ya Juice Arse Baseball T-Shirt

by KyleCallahanPhotography

$26

Father Jack Hat

Description: Father Jack Caricature painted by Caricature Artist Jack Allen. Played by Francis Kelly in the hit Channel 4 TV show Father Ted. Painted on IpadPro 12.9 using Procreate.

Tags: dougal, francis kelly, channel 4, ireland, brick

Father Jack Hat

by Jack Allen Art & Caricatures

$19

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