Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here.
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Here is the real magic bullet! The term 'Conspiracy Theory' was born when people first talked about the JFK assassination. He was apparantly shot by a lone gunman, Lee Harvey Oswald, with incredible accuracy. Unbelievable accuracy in fact, and people came to believe that there were other shooters involved; some claim it was the mafia, some say the CIA, another shooter on the grassy knoll, but definitely not Oswald alone. The bullet that Oswald shot that killed Kennedy was dubbed the magic bullet by the media after the Warren Commission tried to explain the many mysterious wounds that JFK suffered that day in Dallas. The Magic Bullet theory attempts to explain away the physics that would prove there was more than one shooter.
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