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What if the evil minds at Aperture Science decided to forget about twisted experiments and open up a nice... bakery? Would the cake still be a lie? Maybe a yummy one, at least...
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Aperture Bakery Hoodie
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Combustible Lemon Warning Sign - Red Hoodie
Portal 2, Cave Johnson Hoodie
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Cave Johnson To-dos Hoodie
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Aperture Laboratories Hoodie
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Combustible lemons Hoodie
T-rex scratching head
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How to scratch Hoodie
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Conundrums for Confectioneries Hoodie
Speedy Thing Comes Out Hoodie
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Mad lemons Hoodie
"Hello test subjects, Cave Johnson here, founder and CEO of Aperture Innovators. This shirt here is just what you need for the optimum testing experience!"
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Aperture Science Hoodie
Portal 2 Design! Hope u like it.
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Cake is a Lie Hoodie
We've all been there. We've all thought "one look won't hurt". Next you know you're crying in a corner having spent too much money contemplating how much each organ will go for on the black market.
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Steam Sale Hoodie
GlaDOS has a way with words XD
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Dangerous mute lunatic Hoodie
Placing warning signs near dangerous substances is required by law…but turtles can’t read!
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The Danger of the Ooze Hoodie
Be groovy and Join today!
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70s Aperture Test Subject Hoodie
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Aperture Science Blue Hoodie
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Fistbumps Forever Hoodie
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Now i have a Portal Gun Hoodie
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Rainbow Space Core Hoodie
It's your best friend from portal with a lovely spin!
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Lovely Companion Hoodie
Sign up now for the science camp!
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Aperture Science Camp Hoodie
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Aperture Laboratories Japan Hoodie
The Fairies help Aurora navigate the test chambers (and still fight over if she should be blue or pink).
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Once Upon a Portal Hoodie
Be sure to follow all these derpy designs on http://facebook.com/holdtorun/ and be sure to follow @holdtorun on instagram!
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She heard there was cake! Hoodie
Rapunzel and Flynn use the portal gun to reach Pascal and the companion cube while Maximus looks on.
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Tangled in the Test Chamber Hoodie
Now you can have a little lemon buddy!
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Lemon Friend Hoodie
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pick your favorite weapon!
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Splat Shop Hoodie
MERRY CHRISTMAS LABS
ORDER NOW if you like.
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Merry Christmas Labs Hoodie
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Combustible Lemon Warning Sign Hoodie
You should really let people know what they're dealing with.
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Warning: AWESOMENESS Hoodie
Looks like that turret needs a hand...
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Always Helpful Hoodie
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