Elaine Benes Hoodies

"K uger, that sounds like one of those old time car horns, huh? K uger, K uger"

Morty Seinfeld's shirt

A generous donation has been made in your name to The Human Fund

...He was just a fat little mental patient.

A Dingo Ate My Baby / 80s Popculture

You've, uh, you've been living in America too long. You've forgotten what it's like to have no oranges.

A very Jerry thing to cut out of a magazine, I've also uploaded them separately if you'd like them as fridge magnets! :)

"Cosmo Kramer, you are the Assman"

We're taking the armoire & that's all there is to it! Okay?

We don't care and it shows.

I'm H. E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and bicyclist. I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my peculiar habits and the women that I frequent with.

Remember Jerry ... It's Not A Lie... If You Believe It

You're a rabid anti-dentite!

We don't care...and it shows.

Seinfeld - Jerry & George & Elaine & Kramer.

Promotional t-shirt for Jiffy Park as worn by Cosmo Kramer.

That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

Elaine Benes wears the iconic Urban Sombrero for the Peterman catalog.

Monk's Cafe

Helllooooo..... Fargas

The Human Fund - Money For People

Seinfeld tv show - The Jiffy Park

The mug is round, the jar is round.. they should call it Roundtine!

Seinfeld (/ˈsaɪnfɛld/ SYNE-feld) is an American television sitcom created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. It aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998, over nine seasons and 180 episodes. It stars Seinfeld as a fictionalized version of himself and focuses on his personal life with three of his friends: best friend George Costanza (Jason Alexander), former girlfriend Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) and his neighbor from across the hall, Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards). It is set mostly in an apartment building in Manhattan's Upper West Side in New York City. It has been described as "a show about nothing", often focusing on the minutiae of daily life.

Who doesn't have a favorite Seinfeld episode? Ya know how it goes - you are wearing this shirt and...yadda yadda yadda... it was the best day ever.

Serenity Now! Serenity Now!

Monks Cafe from Seinfeld

My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat… It’s often wrong.”

A Seinfeld classic.

Top of the Muffin to You! New York City - USA

perfect for work play or church

We don't care and it shows!

Stellaaa!

Street toughs took my armoire?

Ever been waiting a really long time for a table at a restaurant? You just want to go and eat, but the host refuses to seat you?

Justin Pitt, usually called Mr. Pitt, is Elaine's eccentric boss during Season Six. He is an executive at Doubleday publishing company and hired Elaine to be his assistant solely because she reminded him of Jackie Onassis when they first met, sometime after Pendant Publishing went out of business. However, he is rather obsessive-compulsive often had her do rather trivial work for him, including spending hours finding the perfect pair of socks, removing salt from his pretzel sticks, sharpening pencils, and winning a ticket for holding a rope for the Woody Woodpecker balloon at Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. He also has the unusual habit of eating Snickers bars with a fork and knife.